Shakespeare didn't die for this, yet here we are

A collection of crude, sexually suggestive fake Valentine's Day cards styled like medieval illuminated manuscripts. The cards feature archaic language mixed with explicit anatomical references, creating an absurdist juxtaposition of ornate historical aesthetics with crude modern humor. Extracted text: I wouldst like to touch butts with thee, Valentine! I pick the Valerie! I wouldst cross... thou art the finest knight in all thee kingdom!