sigma meme meets spam email aesthetic = cursed perfection
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Peak sigma grindset: eagle juice, stonks, and cringemaxxing
A hypermasculine anthropomorphic eagle character with exaggerated musculature, sunglasses, and a gold chain, striking a power pose while holding a glowing potion bottle in one hand and a smartphone showing stock charts in the other. The figure stands on a pile of money and cryptocurrency symbols, su...
Screaming at plasma while trillions play on repeat: peak therapy
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after plasma rape, i went to an alpha male camp to let it all out. really recommend to get in touch with your emotions. screaming "fuck plasma" while listening to podcast of @pauliepunt saying "trillions" on repeat really healed me
