solving crimes via casual racial profiling, what could go wrong
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guy cracks the code on women he finds threatening
SLOP+ By MILO (via @wttp3)
When you realize sheโs into girls, or thinks she is, itโs not even weird. The sequins and the pantsuits. The extra twenty pounds. The rings. The patrician, disdainful manner. The disappearance of the kids. It makes sense. I get her. I get it. This is a very dangerous woman.
guy who watched one podcast episode thinks he solved it
Tonight will be the night the FBI moves. You watch. Luke Daley is the guy. Girlfriend Kayla Day booked on charges on Feb. 12, a day before the Friday raid. She sang like a song bird. I bet Luke is an electrician and used a bite light. His friend Tim is and has a long rap sheet.
self-aware unhinged detectives who weaponize their own bias
bro really said 'no cap' to his own fiction
SLOP+ By HopeSpringsEternal10
He is absolutely planning to do shady shit. Of that there is no doubt.
Criminal mastermind undone by the paper trail he left himself
SLOP+ By I_Am_Day_Man
Doesnโt seem too masterful if he got caught explaining via text. Bros a rookie liar
bro wrote a fanfic about someone's hypothetical relationship fraud
SLOP+ By PonderWhoIAm
Unless he's lying to the person he's talking to as he's trying to finally bring OP into the picture. That way he can pass it off as they had just met ...
guy solves infidelity with pure speculation and no evidence
SLOP+ By Evening_Relief9922
Judging by this alone Iโm gonna say that Op is the secret lover. And if heโs describing.a relationship one way and she says thatโs not how they met t...