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Moon child me desperately needs to find the right portal before disaster
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Moon child me desperately needs to find the right portal before disaster

A humorous tweet showing two bathroom doors at a coffee shop labeled 'SUN CHILD' and 'MOON CHILD' instead of traditional gendered restroom signs. The poster expresses comedic distress about not knowing which bathroom to use, treating the whimsical labeling as confusing rather than welcoming. Extra...

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Coffee shop bathroom signs so quirky they broke the laws of physics

A tweet showing two bathroom doors at a coffee shop labeled 'SUN CHILD' and 'MOON CHILD' instead of traditional gender markers. The poster expresses panic about not knowing which bathroom to use in an exasperated, humorous way, creating absurdist comedy from the pretentious labeling system. Extrac...

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Coffee shop bathroom signs so quirky they broke the laws of physics
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when your bathroom tile guy has ONE aesthetic and is COMMITTED to it

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when your bathroom tile guy has ONE aesthetic and is COMMITTED to it
asserting dominance through digestive rebellion
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asserting dominance through digestive rebellion

SLOP+ By CoKane (via @wttp3)

She followed me into the bathroom for lines but I just started taking a shit

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surgical tech weaponizes bowels, hospital detective work ensues

SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)

UPDATE: locker room pooper identified Gonna add more updates to the bottom of this text rather than making new threads all day, stay tuned for developments 👇 A couple days ago, I posted that someone shit on the floor in the women's locker room at my hospital and then vanished without the slighte...

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surgical tech weaponizes bowels, hospital detective work ensues