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Coffee shop bathroom signs so quirky they broke the laws of physics
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Coffee shop bathroom signs so quirky they broke the laws of physics

A tweet showing two bathroom doors at a coffee shop labeled 'SUN CHILD' and 'MOON CHILD' instead of traditional gender markers. The poster expresses panic about not knowing which bathroom to use in an exasperated, humorous way, creating absurdist comedy from the pretentious labeling system. Extrac...

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when your bathroom tile guy has ONE aesthetic and is COMMITTED to it

A bathroom floor covered entirely with a repeating tile pattern featuring the same man's face with distinctive black curly hair and a prominent mustache. The pattern tiles cover the entire floor in front of a white toilet and bathroom fixtures, creating an absurdist and unsettling visual effect that...

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when your bathroom tile guy has ONE aesthetic and is COMMITTED to it
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asserting dominance through digestive rebellion

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asserting dominance through digestive rebellion
surgical tech weaponizes bowels, hospital detective work ensues
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surgical tech weaponizes bowels, hospital detective work ensues

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UPDATE: locker room pooper identified Gonna add more updates to the bottom of this text rather than making new threads all day, stay tuned for developments 👇 A couple days ago, I posted that someone shit on the floor in the women's locker room at my hospital and then vanished without the slighte...

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