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Future news alert: Prince Andrew's Wednesday plans already ruined

Future news alert: Prince Andrew's Wednesday plans already ruined

A satirical 'breaking news' post from a jokes account announcing a future car crash involving Prince Andrew scheduled for next Wednesday. The post uses standard news alert formatting with alarm emojis to create humor through the absurdity of reporting a future event as breaking news. Extracted tex...

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haemorrhoid society standing ovation but make it a bit gay

A screenshot of white text on a black background containing a multi-part joke that combines self-deprecating humor about exhaustion with absurdist references to speaking engagements at a haemorrhoid society and the Gay Liberation Front, culminating in an ambiguous punchline about recognizing faces i...

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haemorrhoid society standing ovation but make it a bit gay