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NASA = Satan minus accountability, apparently
A parody of the NASA logo with the word 'SATAN' replacing 'NASA', accompanied by a joke explaining that NASA is 'satan minus the t' and that Mission Control says 't minus' during countdowns. The image uses the iconic NASA branding with a blue circle, orbital rings, and the recognizable diagonal red ...
Atheist bookstore owns religion with the Dewey Decimal System
A three-panel comic showing a conversation at an "Atheist Book Shop." A customer in red asks what makes it an atheist book shop, and the blue-shirted employee responds by pointing out that the Bible is shelved in the fiction section rather than with religious texts, implying a comedic criticism of r...
mistook smut for settings, ended up confused about everything
Peak boomer energy meets aviation flex in this gender-stereotype takedown
A sepia-toned or black-and-white vintage photograph showing two men in an aircraft cockpit, operating complex control panels and instrumentation. The image is captioned as an article about why men enjoy 'monitoring the situation,' playing on the stereotype of male passivity or indecision-making. The...
Grandpa discovers the most unhinged party ever thrown
A comic showing an older man in a yellow shirt discovering a warehouse full of styrofoam packing peanuts and people celebrating wildly among cardboard boxes. The joke plays on the misunderstanding of 'styro-foam party' as a literal party involving styrofoam instead of the typical party meaning. Ex...
fruitcake humorholiday roastanti gift energy
Fruitcake has entered the chat (uninvited, as usual)
Men finally discover what privilege tastes like, very confused
A minimalist design with bold, sans-serif text on a beige background presenting a humorous statement that subverts traditional gender roles. The text jokes about how men have historically benefited from wives managing household duties, asking what women could accomplish with the same domestic suppor...
Pat Sharp didn't consent to this kitchen roll slander
A meme featuring Pat Sharp, a well-known TV broadcaster, posed against a scenic Mediterranean beach background. The joke claims he's so cool that he has a nickname for kitchen roll, playing on his name similarity to the product abbreviation. Extracted text: FUN FACT: Broadcaster Pat Sharp is so co...
Judas forgets the one meal that matters historically
Bob Golen (via @wttp3)•
haemorrhoid society standing ovation but make it a bit gay
A screenshot of white text on a black background containing a multi-part joke that combines self-deprecating humor about exhaustion with absurdist references to speaking engagements at a haemorrhoid society and the Gay Liberation Front, culminating in an ambiguous punchline about recognizing faces i...
broken kerning meets broken hearts at alpha male auto sales
ALPHA MALE AUTO SALES YOUR ROUTE TO ROMANCE & ROADS! OWN A PIECE HEAVEN! PRE-OWNED, SLIGHTLY USED! MILEAGE (ON OF H! CAR, NOT ME!) Craftsgirl Classics
Fate cockblocks romance with housework; dad bod energy mandatory
Neighbor rage-quit after Aretha Franklin music theory lesson at 4am
SLOP+ By Dave † (via @wttp3)
My neighbour banged on my wall at 4.20am this morning. Luckily I was still up playing music. He shouted "can we have a little respect please?" I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK, this one's for you. "
Mayo conspiracy theory that commits pun crimes against Mexico
SLOP+ By InLucysHead© (via @wttp3)
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England... In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This woul...
dad converts bike to time machine, still looks cool somehow
Nothing wrong with these eggs, mate. Absolutely nothing. *stares into void*
SLOP+ By VeryBritishProblems (via @wttp3)
British man next to me at the hotel breakfast. His wife said, “how are your eggs?” He replied, “well, I wouldn’t say there’s anything particularly wrong with them.” Perhaps the most British praise ever uttered.
Fish had one job: exist. Failed spectacularly. Now it's plants.
A beach-themed advertisement for "kinda COD," a plant-based fish fillet product by Juicy Marbles and Friends. The orange package is displayed on sand with turquoise ocean and sky in the background. The ad uses dark humor with the tagline "Plenty of fish in the sea. Just not this one" as a tongue-in-...
Einstein's chimney paradox has been debunked by logic itself
Imtiaz Mahmood (via @wttp3)•
Mom's museum trip hits different when statues have that much personality
A two-panel meme showing two women posing with bronze statues of African tribal figures in what appears to be a museum or cultural exhibit. The caption implies an inappropriate or crude punchline about the experience. The setup and caption are designed to be suggestive and humorous in a crude manner...
smartass points at sky, ruins stranger's day with technical truth
SLOP+ By Pope Grumpnatious III (via @wttp3)
Something I think about now and again happened about 20 years ago. Someone came up to me in a multi-storey car park and said is this the top level? I looked up at the sky and said ‘Yes’ They said ‘If you’re going to be like that I’ll ask someone else’
Magnum discovers nuns observe Sabbath, nobody laughs
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worst pun setup ever but we respect the commitment to the bit
SLOP+ By Bob Golen (via @wttp3)
Ordered a beer and a sausage. Took 20 minutes to be served the beer. I'm afraid the wurst is yet to come.
corned beef broth vs cock in mouth: a study in unhinged juxtaposition
A screenshot of an unhinged social media post combining two absurd topics: a GitHub-style commit message about documenting corned beef broth preparation with various cooking tags, overlaid with a tabloid headline about an explicitly crude 2026 New Year's resolution. The juxtaposition creates maximum...
we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream
WaPo discovers digestion, Twitter loses mind over fart tips
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
The Washington Post advised people to take a ‘fart walk’ after overindulging, and Twitter thought it was a gas – these 18 top takes trumped the lot The US launches Christmas season with a roast turkey feast, like the gastronomic equivalent of doing a half marathon to warm up for doing another half ...
Anthony's bar is not setting fire to dad's cabin
Well done Anthony for keeping the engines on the track and not setting fire to Dad's wooden cabin!
Breaking Dad pun inexplicably shoehorned into Miller play review
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Breaking Dad! Bryan Cranston put through the wringer in this tale of family despair: PATRICK MARMION reviews Bryan Cranston stars in a new staging of Arthur Miller's 1947 play about a wily World War II businessman whose eldest son has been missing in action for three years.
the office called, they want their joke back from 2009
well well well, how the turntables
staples joke nobody asked for or wanted
SLOP+ By rixendeb
Why would you need staples, they have their own!
AC unit gets cuckholded, nobody wins
Air cuckditioner
spiritual guidance but make it carbs
Forget auras, give them a sammich.
men deserve cake too: a groundbreaking culinary manifesto
SLOP+ By unknown
Men deserve cake, too.
50% chance of living but only 10% chance of that—math checks out
SLOP+ By unknown
[<image> "He's alive, Frank...though he's on life-support. Doctors say he has 50% chance of living though there's only a 10% chance of that."](https:/...
light trap lid physics: the circle of life but make it appliance
SLOP+ By unknown
It goes out the same way it comes in, just through the light trap in the lid
well actually, feet go at the bottom
SLOP+ By unknown
Technically the bottom of them is a foot.