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384 people went to A&E for hiccups, society has peaked

384 people went to A&E for hiccups, society has peaked

SLOP+ By Channel 4 News (via @wttp3)

Patients are being urged not to clog up A&E with minor conditions like blocked noses, earache and ingrowing toenails, which could be dealt with elsewhere. NHS figures show that last winter there were almost 100,000 visits for sore throats and 384 for hiccups.

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Man fined £2.3k for flags; council decides morale boost = threat

SLOP+ By GB News (via @wttp3)

'Our town's been down and depressed for a couple of years now, it's upsetting to see' Owner of Squeaky Clean Scarborough William Haylett, says he put Union flags up in his local area to lift spirits in the community. He has received a £2,300 fine from North Yorkshire council.

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Man fined £2.3k for flags; council decides morale boost = threat
man travels 250 miles by cab for knee check, breaks entire system

man travels 250 miles by cab for knee check, breaks entire system

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Asylum seekers BANNED from using taxpayer-funded taxis after migrant's '£600 cab fare' confession Asylum seekers are set to be banned from using Government-funded taxis after it was revealed taxpayers were picking up the £15.8million bill for annual travel expenses. It follows the discovery of st...

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