Government declares disaster 'success' with straight face and vibes
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H&S concerns blocking files: the most British excuse ever
A formal photograph of an older man in a dark suit and patterned tie against a blurred background of flowering plants. The image is paired with a caption suggesting legal files have been blocked due to health and safety concerns, creating an ironic or satirical headline. Extracted text: Andrew fil...
384 people went to A&E for hiccups, society has peaked
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Patients are being urged not to clog up A&E with minor conditions like blocked noses, earache and ingrowing toenails, which could be dealt with elsewhere. NHS figures show that last winter there were almost 100,000 visits for sore throats and 384 for hiccups.
Man fined £2.3k for flags; council decides morale boost = threat
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Government spends millions debating how to save retirees 58 quid
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Plan to spare pensioners £58 income tax 'risks being unfair and unworkable', says Steve Webb The Government is going to explore ways to avoid pensioners having to pay a small amount of tax should the state pension start exceeding the personal allowance.
man travels 250 miles by cab for knee check, breaks entire system
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Asylum seekers BANNED from using taxpayer-funded taxis after migrant's '£600 cab fare' confession Asylum seekers are set to be banned from using Government-funded taxis after it was revealed taxpayers were picking up the £15.8million bill for annual travel expenses. It follows the discovery of st...
