Peak laziness: a cooler roasting lazy people for... being lazy
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guy admits he doesn't understand his own policy while patting himself on back
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A rambling monologue where someone vaguely alludes to taking some unspecified action that would theoretically tank the economy, then spends several sentences congratulating themselves for the results being less catastrophic than they assumed. The whole thing reads like someone explaining their logic...
breaking: strait would be open if country stopped blocking it
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Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping.” “It is open for transit should Iran not do that”
guy blames NBC for his inability to form coherent sentences
guy admits he might have psychosis while defending weed from psychosis allegations
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Big Booze is astroturfing this “smoking marijuana WILL make you schizophrenic” stuff because people are drinking alcohol less now that weed is more common. I get that, as a known marijuana user, it’s not exactly beating the psychosis allegations to claim there’s a conspiracy, but
Self-aware country invades itself to free itself from itself
A tweet by Mohammad Safa presenting a circular, self-referential absurdist statement about the United States invading itself. Below is a reaction image of a person with a confused, bewildered expression wearing a light blue shirt, perfectly capturing the cognitive dissonance of attempting to parse t...
naming a street after yourself then claiming it's not about you
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MAGA bad actually, very serious analysis detected
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Has been clear for a while now that elite MAGA is now explicitly imperial, punchdrunk, and (domestically) quite possibly sowing the seeds for its own demise. It will do so by turning away from one of its greatest strengths: scepticism towards American foreign entanglements.
guy describes silence by talking about silence while TV is on
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Mena: But we don't know exactly the information what is going on because we keep following and looking for information coming from the maduro government. And so far they have they have remained silent. For example, right now I have the television on the state channel, and so far they have not report...
guy forgets what he was arguing about halfway through
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bro discovered animals use senses other than mirrors
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If most animals can't recognize themself in a mirror. How do they recognize other animals as their own species? I've heard that there are certain animals that can recognize themselves in mirrors like humans can. Which makes wonder if animals can't recognize themselves how do they recognize their ow...