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Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession
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Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession

SLOP+ By Wolf (via @wttp3)

Farage says he’s going to avoid being called Tory 2.0 by announcing a Labour defection next week. This is the political equivalent of proving to your wife you’re not cheating on her with another woman by telling her you’re a closet homosexual. It doesn’t really lessen the blow.

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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness

SLOP+ By No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (via @wttp3)

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

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Bonnie Blue's political CV consists entirely of red flags

Bonnie Blue's political CV consists entirely of red flags

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

I am just the sort of credible celebrity supporter Reform needs. By Bonnie Blue NIGEL Farage should be glad of my support. I’m practically a household name, I have a strong work ethic, and I'm not out of touch with young people, many of whom I have f**ked.

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viral TikToker gets destroyed by her own evidence in court lmao

SLOP+ By FearBuck (via @wttp3)

DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying “So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”

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viral TikToker gets destroyed by her own evidence in court lmao