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guy speedruns war crimes confession on holiest day of year

guy speedruns war crimes confession on holiest day of year

Some guy is absolutely apoplectic about a public figure dropping F-bombs and making vaguely threatening statements on Easter morning, then somehow pivoting to mock a billion Muslims, all while apparently providing a roadmap for war crimes. The commentator is having a field day pointing out the hypoc...

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Peter Thiel is the Antichrist, actually (says guy making Antichrist arguments)

SLOP+ By Joni Askola (via @wttp3)

Some terminally online user has convinced themselves that Peter Thiel is secretly lecturing about apocalyptic theology while simultaneously being the exact apocalyptic figure he fears—a delicious self-own wrapped in conspiracy-brained reasoning. The energy is pure unhinged projection: Thiel as a pat...

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Peter Thiel is the Antichrist, actually (says guy making Antichrist arguments)
Trump accepts made-up award while insulting the voters he needs

Trump accepts made-up award while insulting the voters he needs

SLOP+ By The Daily Show (via @wttp3)

Donald Trump accepted the inaugural Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal award with grace, incoherence, and a condescending dig at coal miners

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Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession

SLOP+ By Wolf (via @wttp3)

Farage says he’s going to avoid being called Tory 2.0 by announcing a Labour defection next week. This is the political equivalent of proving to your wife you’re not cheating on her with another woman by telling her you’re a closet homosexual. It doesn’t really lessen the blow.

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Farage's defection logic is like proving fidelity with a worse confession
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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (via @wttp3)
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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness
bro really said 'im the smartest' without resume attached

bro really said 'im the smartest' without resume attached

SLOP+ By Clandestine (via @wttp3)

I don’t know how to say this without sounding arrogant, but I’ve objectively been one of the most accurate geopolitical analysts on the planet for years. I’m by no means perfect, but very few see the board as well as I do. If you have not been following me, you’re missing out.

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Bonnie Blue's political CV consists entirely of red flags

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

I am just the sort of credible celebrity supporter Reform needs. By Bonnie Blue NIGEL Farage should be glad of my support. I’m practically a household name, I have a strong work ethic, and I'm not out of touch with young people, many of whom I have f**ked.

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Bonnie Blue's political CV consists entirely of red flags
accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric

accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric

SLOP+ By Karly Kingsley (via @wttp3)

Peter Thiel is calling Pope Leo the Antichrist. Honestly, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.

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