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Cope harder: the musical in scarecrow form
A social media post from Mass Debaters mocking a political headline about Reform party's by-election defeat. The image shows a professional headshot with the person's face obscured by aggressive red scribbles/redaction marks. The post uses crude British slang and dismissive language toward political...
AI company ToS = national security threat apparently
A social media post from a verified account making dramatic accusations against Anthropic (an AI company) for allegedly interfering with military operations through Terms of Service enforcement. The post uses all-caps rhetoric and hyperbolic language to frame a corporate policy dispute as a national...
Fake news meets main character energy, sprinkle of elitism accusations
Secretary Kennedy & Kid Rock's whole milk fitness gospel arc is peak unhinged
A collage of photos showing shirtless men in various states of fitness and activity (sauna, hot tub, exercise, posing) paired with a tweet from Secretary Kennedy announcing a partnership with Kid Rock promoting 'GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD' with emphasis on whole milk. The aesthetic combines gym bro ...
touch grass energy meets anarchist housing policy discourse
A sticker featuring anarchist and anti-capitalist imagery with a burning house icon and anarchist 'A' symbol. The text combines anti-gentrification messaging with crude language, references Japanese characters, and contains a large number followed by 'DEAD LANDLORDS.' The sticker appears to be physi...
Hipster coffee hegemony held back only by trans baristas
Everglade (via @wttp3)•
peak deflection energy ft. legal uncle and the void
ALLEGATIONS ARE JUST GLITCHES IN THE MATRIX, AMIRRITE? ? YEAH, WELL. WHAT WHAT ABOUT *HER* EMAIL?? AERREEY | BUNGES | SLARET | BLARET | KRASS DEFLECTION SPEEDRUN THE VOID OF ACCOUNTABILITY ACCIDENTLY ON PURPOSE BRO'S BROS MY UNCLE IS BASICALLY A LAWYER ALLEGEDLY ACTUALLY BUT HER EMAILS WH...
Pam Bondi getting mogged into the shadow realm by obscure internet linguistics
SLOP+ By tori (via @wttp3)
pam bondi is JESTERMAXXING and currently being FRAME MOGGED by the house judiciary committee. she’s experiencing VISIBLE CORTISOL SPIKES as she continues to get FACT MOGGED while PERJURYMAXXING. zero composure gains, getting RECLAMATION MOGGED every 45s for FILIBUSTERMAXXING
when your defense lawyer's defense needs a defense lawyer
Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)•
Unhinged political flowchart hits different when you add lizard-people energy
A conspiracy theory flowchart attempting to connect JD Vance to various political figures through Palantir Technologies, using inflammatory stereotypes and antisemitic tropes. The image presents a web of alleged relationships with dehumanizing language and unsubstantiated claims about ideology and b...
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most sellout of them all
A person with pink hair wearing a blue shirt is photographed in a bathroom mirror, where someone has written a political protest message in red marker on the mirror glass. The message is a criticism of British politician Nigel Farage, accusing him of potentially selling out Britain to either Trump o...
Unhinged political meme blames illegals as smokescreen for fascism
jd vance's wife apparently chill with his murder agenda
SLOP+ By @johniadarola.bsky.social (via @wttp3)
I bet Usha is loving JD's "actually, murdering a mom in cold blood is awesome" phase.
Dire political collapse theories interrupted by yoga ads, peak Twitter
A screenshot of X/Twitter posts showing political conspiracy speculation from verified users about the Trump administration acting unusually regarding midterm elections, interspersed with an absurdly out-of-place sponsored yoga advertisement. The tone shifts dramatically from apocalyptic political p...
remember when we said thing? yeah. that. *chef's kiss*
Tristan Snell (via @wttp3)•
White House speedruns insider trading, market degenerates seethe
A screenshot showing a prediction market betting on the duration of a White House press briefing, with commentary suggesting the White House deliberately ended the briefing early to manipulate the market. The image includes a trading chart showing the odds spike and crash, alongside a video timestam...
Step-by-step guide to fascism written like a Reddit startup pitch
SLOP+ By Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist (via @wttp3)
Let’s say you needed a Reichstag… —Target Minneapolis where George Floyd was murdered. —Have Elon Musk promote racist propaganda about Somalis to raise the temperature. —Send Noem & thousands of paramilitary federal agents in to cause chaos. —Wait for the inevitable violence. —When protests break o...
Anonymous guy with Guy Fawkes mask explains constitutional law, probably
Musk quantified at 80% genius, 100% parasocial relationship
SLOP+ By Eric Daugherty (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: President Trump confirms ELON MUSK IS BACK after their dinner in Mar-a-Lago "Elon's GREAT! I say about Elon: 80% super genius, 20% he makes mistakes. He's a good guy. A well-meaning person!" LET'S GO! The boys really are back!
Golden iPhone scam arc: MAGA edition
A composite meme image featuring a political figure in formal attire with American flag imagery, juxtaposed with a circular inset showing gold-colored iPhone mockups branded with 'TRUMP' and 'Make America Great Again' text. The image presents a satirical take on a controversial product launch and pr...
Merry Christmas, here's why everyone but me is trash
Peak slop: man speedruns religious iconography without irony
A religious-themed portrait depicting a suited man with a golden halo surrounded by praying figures in a church setting with stained glass windows. The image presents an idealized, almost saintly visualization accompanying a caption making extraordinary religious and political claims about a specifi...
Fake news screaming into the void with Putin conspiracy seasoning
A fake 'Breaking News' screenshot depicting a formal dinner meeting between Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and what appears to be American officials. The image uses inflammatory red BREAKING NEWS banner styling and yellow text overlays making conspiracy allegations about Jared Kushner's presence, sec...
Completely unhinged dinner table conspiracy with Putin bait ending
GenX discovers their heroes are just regular people now, loses it
A meme combining photos of what appears to be a formal event with people in elegant attire, paired with a critical social media post calling out a punk/alternative band for perceived political hypocrisy. The post expresses generational disappointment about artists abandoning their counterculture roo...
Grandpa's Facebook tier politics wrapped in urgency porn
A black-background meme with white text presenting a political argument that juxtaposes immigration policy with veteran homelessness as a call to action against Democratic politicians. The format is typical of inflammatory social media posts designed to provoke outrage. Extracted text: When we hav...
420 executive orders: the timeline nobody asked for
GutterFeed•
Archbishop vs football guy: theological beef nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Kathy Gyngell (via @wttp3)
I never expected to find myself choosing between the theology of a former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, and that of a former Luton football activist, Tommy Robinson – still less to discover that I preferred Robinson’s theology. But that is where I am. @TRobinsonNewEra https:// conse...
OnlyFans meets UKIP in the most unhinged political endorsement ever
SLOP+ By LBC (via @wttp3)
Adult content creator Bonnie Blue endorses Nigel Farage
unhinged geopolitical fanfic with the subtlety of a brick
Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)•
