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Dire political collapse theories interrupted by yoga ads, peak Twitter

A screenshot of X/Twitter posts showing political conspiracy speculation from verified users about the Trump administration acting unusually regarding midterm elections, interspersed with an absurdly out-of-place sponsored yoga advertisement. The tone shifts dramatically from apocalyptic political p...

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Dire political collapse theories interrupted by yoga ads, peak Twitter
White House speedruns insider trading, market degenerates seethe

White House speedruns insider trading, market degenerates seethe

A screenshot showing a prediction market betting on the duration of a White House press briefing, with commentary suggesting the White House deliberately ended the briefing early to manipulate the market. The image includes a trading chart showing the odds spike and crash, alongside a video timestam...

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Step-by-step guide to fascism written like a Reddit startup pitch

SLOP+ By Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist (via @wttp3)

Let’s say you needed a Reichstag… —Target Minneapolis where George Floyd was murdered. —Have Elon Musk promote racist propaganda about Somalis to raise the temperature. —Send Noem & thousands of paramilitary federal agents in to cause chaos. —Wait for the inevitable violence. —When protests break o...

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Step-by-step guide to fascism written like a Reddit startup pitch
Musk quantified at 80% genius, 100% parasocial relationship
billionaire fanfictionMar a Lago arcboys are back

Musk quantified at 80% genius, 100% parasocial relationship

SLOP+ By Eric Daugherty (via @wttp3)

BREAKING: President Trump confirms ELON MUSK IS BACK after their dinner in Mar-a-Lago "Elon's GREAT! I say about Elon: 80% super genius, 20% he makes mistakes. He's a good guy. A well-meaning person!" LET'S GO! The boys really are back!

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Golden iPhone scam arc: MAGA edition

A composite meme image featuring a political figure in formal attire with American flag imagery, juxtaposed with a circular inset showing gold-colored iPhone mockups branded with 'TRUMP' and 'Make America Great Again' text. The image presents a satirical take on a controversial product launch and pr...

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Golden iPhone scam arc: MAGA edition
Peak slop: man speedruns religious iconography without irony

Peak slop: man speedruns religious iconography without irony

A religious-themed portrait depicting a suited man with a golden halo surrounded by praying figures in a church setting with stained glass windows. The image presents an idealized, almost saintly visualization accompanying a caption making extraordinary religious and political claims about a specifi...

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Fake news screaming into the void with Putin conspiracy seasoning

A fake 'Breaking News' screenshot depicting a formal dinner meeting between Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and what appears to be American officials. The image uses inflammatory red BREAKING NEWS banner styling and yellow text overlays making conspiracy allegations about Jared Kushner's presence, sec...

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Fake news screaming into the void with Putin conspiracy seasoning
GenX discovers their heroes are just regular people now, loses it

GenX discovers their heroes are just regular people now, loses it

A meme combining photos of what appears to be a formal event with people in elegant attire, paired with a critical social media post calling out a punk/alternative band for perceived political hypocrisy. The post expresses generational disappointment about artists abandoning their counterculture roo...

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Grandpa's Facebook tier politics wrapped in urgency porn

A black-background meme with white text presenting a political argument that juxtaposes immigration policy with veteran homelessness as a call to action against Democratic politicians. The format is typical of inflammatory social media posts designed to provoke outrage. Extracted text: When we hav...

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Grandpa's Facebook tier politics wrapped in urgency porn
Archbishop vs football guy: theological beef nobody asked for

Archbishop vs football guy: theological beef nobody asked for

SLOP+ By Kathy Gyngell (via @wttp3)

I never expected to find myself choosing between the theology of a former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, and that of a former Luton football activist, Tommy Robinson – still less to discover that I preferred Robinson’s theology. But that is where I am. @TRobinsonNewEra https:// conse...

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