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Psychology major speedruns Oedipal complex via NFT energy
A chaotic infographic featuring two men in suits kissing before a mirror, surrounded by floating hearts, champagne glasses, and photographs of women. Red and pink neon text spirals around the composition with psychological 'analysis' of the 'Casanova Type,' connecting romantic behavior to unresolved...
Charlie Kirk's reality TV breakdown featuring the Mossad wife twist
SLOP+ By Jimmy Rex (via @wttp3)
Sadly Charlie Kirk’s life looks a lot like the Truman Show… His wife clearly was a Mossad handler… Once he figured it out they ended the show
Peter Thiel lives rent-free in this person's mind (and ass apparently)
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Pentagon thriller author accidentally reveals WW3 via salt statistics
SLOP+ By Michael DiMercurio (via @wttp3)
Crazy theory time. Bear in mind, the Pentagon, after 9/11, hired thriller authors to help them with imagining various threats. And I'm a thriller author. I totally deny I was one of those Pentagon authors, though. Anyone alleging that is totally lying. That's right out. Now - If you spend any t...
1989 gameshow hostesses live rent-free in trumpworld beauty standards
SLOP+ By Molly Jong-Fast (via @wttp3)
There is immense pressure on beautiful women to not age, the problem is that the tools available don’t stop aging they just add volume and volume is just volume. I don’t think the desire to avoid aging is a partisan issue but in trumpworld women are supposed to look like 89s game show hostesses, and...
Lindsey Graham's alleged Christmas morning but make it geopolitical
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Reading faces like tea leaves to solve a kidnapping that doesn't exist
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness… Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns?