Charlie Kirk's reality TV breakdown featuring the Mossad wife twist
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Peter Thiel lives rent-free in this person's mind (and ass apparently)
SLOP+ By Sam Tripoli (via @wttp3)
JD Vance literally wrote in his own book that he had convinced himself he was gay but Peter Thiel convinced him not be gay and become Christian. Which confirms my whole belief that Peter Thiel got deep into JD Vance's ass.
Pentagon thriller author accidentally reveals WW3 via salt statistics
SLOP+ By Michael DiMercurio (via @wttp3)
Crazy theory time. Bear in mind, the Pentagon, after 9/11, hired thriller authors to help them with imagining various threats. And I'm a thriller author. I totally deny I was one of those Pentagon authors, though. Anyone alleging that is totally lying. That's right out. Now - If you spend any t...
1989 gameshow hostesses live rent-free in trumpworld beauty standards
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Lindsey Graham's alleged Christmas morning but make it geopolitical
SLOP+ By Kim Dotcom (via @wttp3)
Look at Lindsey Graham. He looks like a little boy at Christmas. He can’t hide his neocon orgasm when he hears Trump about Cuba. When he looks at the other guy he’s thinking “See. I told ya I would get him to do it, I told ya.”
Reading faces like tea leaves to solve a kidnapping that doesn't exist
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness… Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns?
