IKEA drops meatball lollipops, texture is concerning
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spinning disaster into heartwarming dragon comeback while calling her a liability
A group of people workshopping a PR strategy to rehabilitate someone named Izzy Morales, who they've established is basically a walking disaster, by rebranding her return as some kind of heartwarming dragon family reunion moment. Somehow this devolves into them calling her a liability while also com...
Everything is circled, nothing makes sense, train guy vibes
A man in a business suit sits on a train holding a coffee cup and sandwich, with a laptop nearby. The image has multiple red circles drawn over various elements: the train window, objects outside (church, landscape), the Apple logo on the laptop, a button on his jacket, and what appears to be ceilin...
Anthropic's lava demons contemplate existence while executives panic
Pepsi briefly owned more firepower than most nations, unhinged
An image of a submarine with a Pepsi logo painted on its hull, navigating through rough ocean waves. Below is a blue banner containing text describing an absurd historical transaction between Russia and PepsiCo involving military vessels. Extracted text: In exchange for $3 billion in Pepsi product...
When your LinkedIn headshot doesn't match your chair-throwing allegations
A meme featuring a bald man with a beard in business attire smiling at the camera in an office setting, with an inset circular image showing a blurry chair-throwing incident. The Daily Mail headline sarcastically references an executive involved in a workplace violence incident in Australia. Extra...
MBA thesis: monetizing intimacy with pivot tables
Mom guts her way into Salesforce history with sheer spite
A woman in a burgundy dress and black boots is dancing energetically in a well-lit hotel room or suite. She's striking an exuberant pose with her arms raised, appearing to be having fun at what the text suggests is a Salesforce Summit event. The setting features modern furniture, lamps, windows, and...
Breaking: Local photocopier introduces revolutionary harassment policy
SLOP+ By Freda Wallace (via @wttp3)
You cannot sexually harass women at a photocopier. Who knew.
