misogynist stress-poetry meets gaming slang in unhinged masterpiece
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SCOTUS lawmoggs Trump's tariffs, White House cortisol levels classified
SLOP+ By Keith (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Trump brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol
Eat protein or be grumpy: a neurochemistry hot take
A wellness/health tip formatted as a motivational meme on a burgundy background. The text explains the physiological phenomenon of elevated cortisol upon waking and offers a simple dietary solution (eating protein) to improve emotional regulation. Extracted text: Cortisol is highest the first 30 m...
body's threat detection has no chill, treats spreadsheets like apex predators
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