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Intentionally traumatizing yourself before bed: a wellness guide

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Intentionally traumatizing yourself before bed: a wellness guide
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one weird trick cures anxiety, psychiatrists hate it (probably fake)

SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)

One pill completely cured 48% of patients with severe anxiety, on a SINGLE dose. This lab-engineered psychedelic is doing in ONE DAY what SSRIs take weeks or months to achieve. With none of the side effects, risks, or costs. The pill that π™˜π™ͺπ™§π™šπ™¨ anxiety

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Ice bath your face and do pushups slowly, trust issues solved

If you're feeling existentially stressed, here are a few things you can do to reset yourself: 1. Submerge face in 50Β°F (10Β°C) water for 30 sec 2. 30 rapid deep breaths followed by physiological sigh (double inhale, long exhale) 3. High intensity, slow motion resistance training 4. 20 min of zo...

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boy survives apocalypse but dies inside at eye contact

SLOP+ By Vivian (via @wttp3)

β€œmy son is fine” your son is completely unfazed by life-or-death situations but panics like he’s being hunted for sport when someone merely flirts with him

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GB News discovers Christianity exists, tries to market loneliness away

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GB News Advent Calendar - 19 December 2025 In today’s Daily Advent we explore the joy of family and the special moments of being with loved ones, whi...

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