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Beyoncé's secret karate sponsorship empire, probably

Beyoncé's secret karate sponsorship empire, probably

A fabricated motivational story meme with photos of Beyoncé and a bearded man with glasses, claiming Beyoncé gave a French boy money for karate lessons 30 years ago, and he became techno DJ/Berghain bouncer Sven Vath. The narrative is completely absurd and historically impossible, presented as whole...

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rat speedruns the internet while two guys contemplate existence

A cyberpunk-styled album cover or game poster featuring a large rat surrounded by glowing computer equipment, smartphones, and documents in purple and green neon colors. Two men in portrait circles at the top appear concerned or speaking. The composition is dense with retro-futuristic tech imagery, ...

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rat speedruns the internet while two guys contemplate existence