bedsheet anxiety: the unwinnable race against ur own brain
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conflating data centers with emotional unavailability, a tech bro's fever dream
SLOP+ By chase christian (via @wttp3)
the cloud is just someone else's girlfriend
Renaissance cherubs roast your emotional availability
A classical Renaissance-style painting of two cherubs/putti is used as a meme template. The left figure speaks to the right figure, with text overlaid creating a self-deprecating joke about using sadness as a substitute for having an actual hobby. The juxtaposition of highbrow classical art with low...
broke crackhead has better work ethic than you, apparently
Sony CEO arc meets spiritual hearing aid donor meets accidental poetry
A stream-of-consciousness text post featuring surreal, disconnected statements ranging from corporate delusions (becoming Sony CEO) to celebrity observations, anti-vax sentiment, spiritual rambling, and increasingly unhinged existential questions. The tone oscillates between grandiose declarations a...
ketamine just removes your ability to care, bro trust me
SLOP+ By Bojan Tunguz (via @wttp3)
So prolonged ketamine overdose can really mess up your empathy and ability to relate to others it seems.
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Jaws but it's a charitable prosthetics charity commercial
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raising boys: 0/10, would not recommend for brain health
A domestic scene showing a woman in a blue shirt holding her head in apparent frustration or exhaustion while a young child in patterned clothing stands at a dresser in the background. The meme text sarcastically suggests that not having sons is the key to maintaining mental sharpness with age, impl...
Teaching kids cosmic nihilism at the theater: peak internet philosophy
A dramatic image showing children in what appears to be a movie theater or dark venue, overlaid with nihilistic philosophical text in white serif font. The warm, reddish-orange lighting creates an ominous atmosphere that contrasts sharply with the innocent subjects and the absurdly edgy caption abou...
tranquil nature pic meets unhinged depression speedrun
dopamine now vs regret later: a tragedy in two acts
SLOP+ By Keller Jordan (via @wttp3)
I think a fundamental problem for algorithmic content generation is that viewing content yields two distinct kinds of utility: 1. How happy it makes the viewer during viewing 2. How happy the viewer will be to have watched it a week later & only the former is easily measurable