sorry im sad about literal planetary collapse, very relatable
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cats didn't domesticate themselves, they weaponized cuteness
A Twitter conversation thread featuring two posts about cat behavior and manipulation. The original post humorously suggests cats have evolved to mimic human baby cries to manipulate human emotions, contrasting this 'underrated' topic with gaslighting discourse. The reply notes how cats have effecti...
drugs or charity work, no in-between—lemon squeezy vibes
A Facebook memory post from 2022 showing a woman wearing a facial mask treatment/sheet mask with an exaggerated smile. The accompanying text is a self-aware, darkly comedic quote about starting a 'Low Energy Volunteer Work' podcast, mixing genuine life lessons with an absurd threat about returning t...
Dad weaponizes entropy to justify poor life choices
We just want basic needs but make it viral despair
A black and white image of a man on public transit looking intensely at the camera with a play button overlay. Two Twitter posts stack contrasting desires: one rejecting AI in favor of basic infrastructure and existential wellness, the other rejecting data centers in favor of social services. The ju...
Whistleblowers live rent-free in corporate punishment's head
A dense block of white text on a solid black background presenting a dramatic, existential manifesto about the psychological toll of whistleblower retaliation. The all-caps, bold formatting creates an intense, urgent tone reminiscent of late-night internet rants or true-crime documentaries.
AI boy says yes to skynet, what could go wrong
Take acid, cry, laugh, write worse. Also try Kindle.
A Twitter conversation between two writers offering contradictory advice about improving writing quality. Autumn Christian's response is an absurdist, psychedelic-tinged rant about taking acid and embracing existential nihilism about language itself. George Mack's reply is a humorous, grounded obser...
tree metaphor hits different when you've accomplished nothing
SLOP+ By Sue (via @wttp3)
“I’ve seen fuck all, I may as well have been a tree.” #AfterLife @RickyGervais
software engineering speedrun (any% - death ending)
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deep thoughts about meaningless text... weirdly relatable btw
SLOP+ By Merriam-Webster (via @wttp3)
'Lorem ipsum' refers to placeholder text to demonstrate the visual style of a document, webpage, or typeface. It doesn't mean anything. The point of 'lorem ipsum' is that it looks realistic enough to work as a demonstration, yet signifies nothing. Weirdly relatable, huh?
species.exe has stopped responding, recommends uninstall
SLOP+ By alistair green (via @wttp3)
Better to just end our species now. We’ve been around thousands of years and the current state we’ve arrived at is a bunch of paedophile billionaires running the world. We’ve learnt nothing and it’s all been a total waste of time. Embarrassing to even carry on at this point.
girl discovers she has to share the universe with people, very upset about it
bruh just realized we're all NPCs in the billionaire's resort simulator
A two-panel meme featuring a person in a hoodie speaking to a microphone at night. The first panel shows them making a cynical observation about wealth inequality, and the second panel captures their expression as they deliver the punchline, suggesting a moment of dark realization about class struct...
tranquil nature pic meets unhinged depression speedrun
A serene landscape photograph of a calm blue ocean and sky with distant mountains, overlaid with three lines of text that subvert the peaceful aesthetic with increasingly nihilistic and profanity-laden commentary about the cyclical nature of life's problems. Extracted text: This too shall pass. A...
We broke, but also mad about it: the autobiography nobody asked for
we're all just working to fund rich people's therapy
In essence we work hard all our lives to provide a lifestyle we cannot afford ourselves for those that don’t!
AI trauma speedrun: Clockwork Orange but make it Reddit
SLOP+ By Elon Musk (via @wttp3)
Forcing AI to read every demented corner of the Internet, like Clockwork Orange times a billion, is a sure path to madness
