Royal Ascot guests really said 'fascinators AND pharmaceuticals'
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Nobody liked it and apparently neither did the Playboy mansion
A New York Post screenshot showing three photos of a blonde woman at different ages/eras alongside a provocative headline about Holly Madison's memoir allegations regarding Hugh Hefner and group sex at the Playboy mansion. The post uses a quote about something being universally disliked as a caption...
Confidence level: absolutely delusional
A photograph of two people in red clothing posing together indoors with large windows overlooking a manicured landscape behind them. The caption references Liz Truss tweeting about meeting with Trump, paired with The Guardian's headline commentary on the tweet's content. Extracted text: 'Right abo...
Thatcher's ghost greases Domino's boxes, tabloid loses mind
A Birmingham Live news headline about a Domino's pizza box with grease stains that supposedly resemble Margaret Thatcher's face. The image shows a cardboard pizza box with brown grease marks that vaguely form a face-like pattern. Extracted text: 'Margarita Thatcher' shock as Domino's fan spots for...
When your mid-flight decisions become a Daily Mail cautionary tale
A screencap from a Daily Mail article featuring a mugshot-style photo of an older man with gray hair and glasses wearing a striped blazer and white shirt. The headline describes a criminal case involving alcohol-fueled misconduct on an airplane. The image has the Daily Mail watermark in the top left...
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joaquin nearly commits beverage homicide, lady gaga's reflexes tested
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Pregnant pop star discusses dating preferences on model's reality show, somehow
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Pregnant Ellie Goulding reveals she dates women in between 'toxic and passionate' relationships with men - ahead of welcoming her and boyfriend Beau Minniear's first child The pregnant singer, 39, who is expecting her and boyfriend Beau Minniear's first child, made the comments during an appearance...
Rich man mad about foxes, loses to council anyway (skill issue)
A Daily Mail exclusive article about a wealthy businessman's dispute with local council over installing an electric fence around his £44.5 million mansion to keep out foxes. The article features before/after photos comparing the rejected electric fence to an alternative deterrent he installed instea...
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celebrities discuss anatomy on polygraph, nobody asked
Voice of an Angel, aroma of a gym locker
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Charlotte Church admits to yet more grubby habits after revealing she has stopped wearing deodorant and 'generally stinks' In a 2022 interview, the Voice Of An Angel singer was asked to name her 'most unappealing habit'.
Ex-PM commits career suicide in fairy wings, tabloids celebrate
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Boris Johnson dons fairy wings and a tiara for his daughter's fourth birthday party - as fans joke he should audition for Strictly The ex-Prime Minister, 61, who lives in Oxfordshire, was seen dressed in a tiara, green glittery fairy wings and rubber pixie ears as he attempted to follow a dance rou...
ex moves on faster than she moves on, announces it immediately
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Burglar returns with Lambo, claims refugee status, headlines write themselves
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Snarling face of the asylum crisis: This Albanian burglar has been jailed twice, deported twice... and is now back in London claiming refuge while flaunting his £185,000 Lamborghini and Rolex collection Dorian Puka's Lamborghini is parked outside his home in west London. The roar of the engine has ...
Mormon bishop speedruns into Putin's pocket, Farage confused but supportive
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The former Mormon bishop at the heart of Reform UK - and personal friend of Nigel Farage - who became a Russian stooge He was voted in on a promise to 'do good things for the people of Wales'. But it seems the person reaping the most benefit of Nathan Gill's rise was Vladimir Putin.
