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Father's Sunday sermon hits different when the readings are 420-approved
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Father's Sunday sermon hits different when the readings are 420-approved

A man in white and gold religious vestments holding a gold-trimmed book with a cross, posed as a priest or clergy member. The image is captioned with text suggesting biblical readings from a play on words mixing 'Indica' (cannabis strain) with 'Indicas' (biblical book reference). Extracted text: T...

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Granny Apple Express hits different when it also hits your third eye

A Twitter exchange where user 'Goblin' sarcastically claims they're NOT using a product called 'THC-A LSD-25 Granny Apple Express' vape pen, while replying to another user who posted about receiving this absurdly-named cannabis vape device. The packaging is visible in the image showing a green dispo...

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Granny Apple Express hits different when it also hits your third eye
Snoop's breakfast of champions: now with more THC per serving

Snoop's breakfast of champions: now with more THC per serving

A fake cereal box parody titled 'Snoop Loops' featuring a cannabis-infused breakfast cereal branded with Snoop Dogg imagery. The box shows colorful fruity loops in bowls with milk, cannabis leaf decorations, and marketing language like 'THC-BOOSTED!' The design mimics classic cereal packaging while ...

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brain.exe has stopped responding after consuming 15g of consciousness

SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)

POV: my brain trying to process the 15g of magic I just gave it.

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brain.exe has stopped responding after consuming 15g of consciousness