Bernie invents beef between billionaire and Pope, asks followers to pick a side
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Guardian columnist discovers women exist in multiple forms, accidentally invents paradox
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A Guardian opinion piece does the intellectual equivalent of pointing at two women and asking 'but HOW do clothes work?' as if dressing for self-expression versus dressing for male approval exists on some binary axis that newspapers are uniquely positioned to arbitrate. The author has constructed a ...
guy discovers uniforms exist, immediately achieves critical thinking failure
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A Reddit-adjacent brain attempting to own the sports industry by comparing women's athletic uniforms to... flashing genitals? The author has identified a real dress code discrepancy in beach volleyball but chose to weaponize it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the logic of a conspiracy theori...
"both sides bad" but make it criminally missing the point
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Just speedrunning a pharmacy degree on Reddit, no cap
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
Ketamine is therapy for people who think too much. Mushrooms are therapy for people who feel too little.
Both sides-ing execution protests on morning telly
SLOP+ By Saul Staniforth (via @wttp3)
Reid: "We have scheduled, apparently, the first person to be hanged, executed for taking part in the protests..." Maguire: "... Iran hangs around 800 people a year.. its one of those countries along with China, Saudi Arabia.. the US itself that uses capital punishment" #GMB
Daycare socialism owns on feds executing mothers, apparently
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Boomer Facebook scrolling hits different when it's YOUR generation
SLOP+ By Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)
If we're going to ban social media and mobile phones for kids, then we need to ban Facebook and the Daily Mail for boomers. For the exact same fucking reasons.
woke vs bullets: the dichotomy nobody asked for
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i think woke was better than innocent people getting shot on the street by the government
Equating five geopolitical figures via vibes alone, chef's kiss analysis
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britain bad because... checks notes... rhetorical questions
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When elections are being scrapped by the ruling party, what's the difference between Britain and an African dictatorship?
Nazi comparisons via White House deepfake (probably), peak discourse
SLOP+ By Ed Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: The White House just posted this video. The Nazis maintained the Schwarze Listen — A blacklist of journalists they considered unreliable or...
UK scorned for not following Trump's counterterrorism labeling decisions
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Drunk uncle energy meets political discourse, neither side wins
SLOP+ By mike erwydd. (via @wttp3)
Cheers to all the far right mukas on here, hope your beer is cold and your bed is warm . To all the lefty tossers go fxxk yourselves you miserable inbred misfits.
Christmas cancelled by HR, society in freefall, very normal thoughts
SLOP+ By Nuriyah Khan (via @wttp3)
Christmas is cancelled!! We’ve just been told to say “Festive Season” and NOT “Christmas” at work, because it might OFFEND people of other faiths. Yet we shout from the rooftops for Ramadan, Eid, Diwali etc! Make it make sense?! This country is truly lost! RIP Britain.
