Guardian columnist discovers women exist in multiple forms, accidentally invents paradox
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guy discovers uniforms exist, immediately achieves critical thinking failure
SLOP+ By Amerika'nın görünmeyen yüzü (via @wttp3)
A Reddit-adjacent brain attempting to own the sports industry by comparing women's athletic uniforms to... flashing genitals? The author has identified a real dress code discrepancy in beach volleyball but chose to weaponize it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the logic of a conspiracy theori...
"both sides bad" but make it criminally missing the point
SLOP+ By FischerKing (via @wttp3)
The United States has a culture saturated in sex and porn - which is celebrated as ‘liberating’ and ‘empowering’ when some whore makes a million on OF. But then when a teacher who is 25 fucks the 17 yr old Quarterback it’s the end of the world. It’s just all so dumb.
Just speedrunning a pharmacy degree on Reddit, no cap
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Both sides-ing execution protests on morning telly
SLOP+ By Saul Staniforth (via @wttp3)
Reid: "We have scheduled, apparently, the first person to be hanged, executed for taking part in the protests..." Maguire: "... Iran hangs around 800 people a year.. its one of those countries along with China, Saudi Arabia.. the US itself that uses capital punishment" #GMB
Daycare socialism owns on feds executing mothers, apparently
SLOP+ By Ben Burgis (via @wttp3)
The MAGA Right spent this week rationalizing a federal agent executing an American mother on camera as she tried to drive away from him. Meanwhile, this week on the socialist Left, Zohran secured the governor's support for 2 years of universal daycare. Choose wisely.
Boomer Facebook scrolling hits different when it's YOUR generation
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woke vs bullets: the dichotomy nobody asked for
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i think woke was better than innocent people getting shot on the street by the government
Equating five geopolitical figures via vibes alone, chef's kiss analysis
SLOP+ By MAZE (via @wttp3)
September, 2024. Rachel Maddow: Putin, Maduro, Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Xi Jinping are all the same. Maddow: "They want no one anywhere to think it is possible let alone desirable to throw a strong man out." Nice call Madcow.
britain bad because... checks notes... rhetorical questions
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Nazi comparisons via White House deepfake (probably), peak discourse
SLOP+ By Ed Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: The White House just posted this video. The Nazis maintained the Schwarze Listen — A blacklist of journalists they considered unreliable or...
UK scorned for not following Trump's counterterrorism labeling decisions
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If Trump AND Arab nations can see the dangers of the terror-supporting Muslim Brotherhood, why can't we? asks NICK CANDY The US President's decision last week to label chapters of the Muslim Brotherhood as terrorist groups should be a wake-up call to the UK.
Drunk uncle energy meets political discourse, neither side wins
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Christmas cancelled by HR, society in freefall, very normal thoughts
SLOP+ By Nuriyah Khan (via @wttp3)
Christmas is cancelled!! We’ve just been told to say “Festive Season” and NOT “Christmas” at work, because it might OFFEND people of other faiths. Yet we shout from the rooftops for Ramadan, Eid, Diwali etc! Make it make sense?! This country is truly lost! RIP Britain.