MP weaponizes tragedy with caps lock and zero logical throughline
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Left wing personally assassinates your pajamas, thermodynamics confused
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone has discovered that political movements can apparently mandate bedtime attire, and they're very confident that clothes-removal as a warming strategy is a direct conspiracy rather than, say, basic human misunderstanding of insulation. This reads like someone overheard a joke about something a...
starlink banned me personally, a non-black person, source: my brain
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if not stupid then why stupid shaped
If not buttplug, then why buttplug shaped?
I hate drugs except when I pardon them, actually
SLOP+ By BonkDaCarnivore (via @wttp3)
Reporter: You say you hate drugs, but you're pardoninc one of the biggest drug traffickers in history. Why? Trump: It was a setup Reporter: Any proof of that? Trump: "If somebody sells drugs in a country, that doesn't mean you arrest the President and put him in j ail for the rest of his lif...
Failed at casinos, nailed the presidency audition
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