Laptop custody battle triggers full psychiatric episode, relationship goals
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neurotypicals will never understand the exquisite pain of knowing better
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The most disabling symptom of ADHD is the paralysis. It's the deep, internal shame of knowing exactly what to do... and just sitting there, watching yourself not do it.
Gabor Maté speedruns your entire psychological history in 96 seconds
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Hasan Minhaj asks Gabor Maté: "Why am I always late?" Maté diagnoses on the spot: ADHD—specifically a lack of time maturity. At 5 minutes to 8, your brain still feels like you have "eternity." Time sense didn't fully develop early because, for highly sensitive kids, parental stress (even prenata...
not schizo, just enlightened to the cosmic web
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Nature photography meets neurodivergence MLM energy
A serene landscape photograph featuring two large gnarled trees framing a misty meadow and distant treeline under an overcast sky. The moody, aesthetic forest scene is overlaid with promotional text for an autism spectrum test, creating an jarring juxtaposition between calming nature imagery and men...
Diagnosed you via text, thanks for playing
SLOP+ By David Icke (via @wttp3)
You are a psychopath, mate. Thanks for confirming.
Neurologist learns anatomy from calendar gaps, very normal
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WebMD fanfiction meets political obsession: a tragedy in five acts
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Trump is rotting from inside and out. His skin is tearing open. He's lying about his imaging. He should be on anti-psychotic drugs. He's taking more aspirin than his docs prescribe, which can cause a cerebral hemorrhage. It's a good bet he's abusing much more than aspirin. Dementia patients who lack...
casual alcoholism detection speedrun any%
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on “dry january”, before it even starts: if a month without alcohol is a conscious effort that requires any amount of willpower to adhere to, you are definitely an alcoholic.
Therapist watches speech, immediately prescribes entire DSM-5
wellness-speak meets AA meeting; diagnosis name-drops hard
I attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. With permission, I would like to share a story a fellow alcoholic shared in a meeting recently: She said, "My name is Bethany and I’m an alcoholic. I had been sober for six years but I relapsed last week. It was a Friday. I was at work. It was nearly 5pm. I...
guy can't sit still at nyt, obviously on drugs (source: vibes)
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Palantir’s current ceo Alex Karp seems even more meth/coked up than Peter Thiel ever has been! He’s being interviewed by a New York Times panel & can’t sit still, hold a coherent sentence, & wildly gesticulates. The panelists face says it’s more extravagant than he’s used to.
groundbreaking research confirms water is wet, more at 11
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Psychology degree from Reddit University speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)
The worst possible man to be in charge of the country at a critical moment in history. An infantile narcissist with delusions of grandeur and the attention span of a gnat.
Dogs can't have autism but sure let's pathologize Fido's quirks
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Signs your dog has autism… and how owners can help ease symptoms Experts specializing in autism have revealed signs that dogs may show autism-like be...