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neurodivergents only fall for chaos, apparently—ask the girl who made this

neurodivergents only fall for chaos, apparently—ask the girl who made this

SLOP+ By wttp3

A TikTok armchair therapist has cracked the code on neurodivergent romance: we're all functionally blind to normal flirting and exclusively attracted to unhinged people. The Harley Quinn image does the heavy lifting here, turning a reductive hot take about neurotypes into a meme that confidently con...

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Guardian teaches you to spot psychopaths via vibes

A composite image with layered, translucent portraits of multiple people (appears to be 4-5 individuals) with a teal/cyan color filter overlay. The styling suggests a professional news article graphic from The Guardian. The image uses a modern, somewhat dramatic design aesthetic with overlapping fac...

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Guardian teaches you to spot psychopaths via vibes
man pivots from dead soldiers to ballroom flex, reddit therapists diagnose dementia

man pivots from dead soldiers to ballroom flex, reddit therapists diagnose dementia

SLOP+ By (((DeanObeidallah))) (via @wttp3)

Here is MAGA leader Donald Trump today pivoting from dead soldiers killed in his illegal war to bragging about his new ballroom. This is real. It happened today. This is beyond embarrassing. This is what a sociopath with dementia looks like:

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Laptop custody battle triggers full psychiatric episode, relationship goals

SLOP+ By Tropah (via @wttp3)

Amouranth underwent a full blown PTSD episode and curled up on the floor after her husband NickLee demanded that she give him the family laptop What is wrong with these people?

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Laptop custody battle triggers full psychiatric episode, relationship goals
Gabor Maté speedruns your entire psychological history in 96 seconds
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Gabor Maté speedruns your entire psychological history in 96 seconds

SLOP+ By Camus (via @wttp3)

Hasan Minhaj asks Gabor Maté: "Why am I always late?" Maté diagnoses on the spot: ADHD—specifically a lack of time maturity. At 5 minutes to 8, your brain still feels like you have "eternity." Time sense didn't fully develop early because, for highly sensitive kids, parental stress (even prenata...

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not schizo, just enlightened to the cosmic web

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I'm not schizophrenic it's just everything really is connected

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not schizo, just enlightened to the cosmic web

Neurologist learns anatomy from calendar gaps, very normal

SLOP+ By Duty To Warn (via @wttp3)

No events on Trump's calendar today. He's recalibrating. This is happening with greater frequency now. It's a sign of his advancing decline. They're extending his ability to remain upright and semi-lucid for as long as it's both possible and passable. This is crazy dangerous.

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Neurologist learns anatomy from calendar gaps, very normal
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WebMD fanfiction meets political obsession: a tragedy in five acts

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WebMD fanfiction meets political obsession: a tragedy in five acts
casual alcoholism detection speedrun any%

casual alcoholism detection speedrun any%

SLOP+ By luca (via @wttp3)

on “dry january”, before it even starts: if a month without alcohol is a conscious effort that requires any amount of willpower to adhere to, you are definitely an alcoholic.

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Therapist watches speech, immediately prescribes entire DSM-5

Psychologist Dr. John Gartner joins Joanna Coles to dissect Donald Trump’s latest White House speech and explain why its manic pace, rigid teleprompter discipline, and sheer velocity alarm mental health professionals. Drawing on decades of clinical experience, Gartner argues that Trump’s hypomania, ...

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Therapist watches speech, immediately prescribes entire DSM-5
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wellness-speak meets AA meeting; diagnosis name-drops hard

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wellness-speak meets AA meeting; diagnosis name-drops hard
guy can't sit still at nyt, obviously on drugs (source: vibes)

guy can't sit still at nyt, obviously on drugs (source: vibes)

SLOP+ By Michael King (via @wttp3)

Palantir’s current ceo Alex Karp seems even more meth/coked up than Peter Thiel ever has been! He’s being interviewed by a New York Times panel & can’t sit still, hold a coherent sentence, & wildly gesticulates. The panelists face says it’s more extravagant than he’s used to.

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groundbreaking research confirms water is wet, more at 11

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Mental illness is real folks

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groundbreaking research confirms water is wet, more at 11

Dogs can't have autism but sure let's pathologize Fido's quirks

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Signs your dog has autism… and how owners can help ease symptoms Experts specializing in autism have revealed signs that dogs may show autism-like be...

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