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Spring breakers prove American education system is fundamentally broken
SLOP+ By Jesse Watters (via @wttp3)
A showcase of breathtaking ignorance masquerading as relatable college humor—students on spring break demonstrate a stunning inability to distinguish between bikini fashion and armed conflict, geography, or basic civics. This is what happens when the education system meets TikTok brain rot: a genera...
Iran imploding, housing dead, but have u considered Elvis?
SLOP+ By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
Someone compiled serious economic catastrophe headlines (Iran's currency collapse, global housing crisis) only to immediately cut to a completely unhinged Trump quote about whether he could physically defeat a dead rock star in combat. The tonal whiplash is absolutely legendary—we're talking 'scroll...
senator forgets which country he represents mid-hurricane
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man pivots from dead soldiers to ballroom flex, reddit therapists diagnose dementia
SLOP+ By (((DeanObeidallah))) (via @wttp3)
Here is MAGA leader Donald Trump today pivoting from dead soldiers killed in his illegal war to bragging about his new ballroom. This is real. It happened today. This is beyond embarrassing. This is what a sociopath with dementia looks like:
Blew rent on blow, kid's trainers don't even light up anymore
SLOP+ By Benny James (via @wttp3)
£400 in ya lips just to blow a coke dealer off in back of his golf but your son is rolling around in tesco spider man trainers that don't even flash when he walks anymore.
Firefighter becomes marriage counselor, teaches Xbox dad how to adult
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man's entire 2026 congressional plan: sink faucets and plastic straws
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Q: What goals do you have for 2026 for Congress in terms of getting your agenda through? TRUMP: I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn't come out. They had all sorts of ridiculous restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don't have to be paper anymore. ...
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Amazon Prime delivers through armageddon, capitalism: 1, humanity: 0
SLOP+ By Mira of Kyiv (via @wttp3)
A night of 301728 missiles and drones, no electricity or heating in the entire city, -18 celsius, ongoing humanitarian catastrophe, but somehow a package that I ordered is still at my door on time
youth films inferno instead of fleeing, chooses content over survival
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Tucker's threat hierarchy: OnlyFans > radical Islam, Adderall > terrorism
SLOP+ By RedWave Press (via @wttp3)
Tucker Carlson in a Friday interview with The American Conservative: “I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who’s been killed by radical Islam... None of the boys in my daughter’s class can get jobs, none of those white boys can get jobs. They’re being destroyed by Adderall a...