Blew rent on blow, kid's trainers don't even light up anymore
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Firefighter becomes marriage counselor, teaches Xbox dad how to adult
SLOP+ By The Badged Patriot (via @wttp3)
Actual Call: A woman called 911 because she needed help with a Kerosene heater. I get there & I noticed a truck & a car were in the driveway. I asked the woman if she was the only one there. She said "No, my son & husband are here". I said "Where is your husband?" She said in the bedroom playing XBo...
man's entire 2026 congressional plan: sink faucets and plastic straws
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Q: What goals do you have for 2026 for Congress in terms of getting your agenda through? TRUMP: I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn't come out. They had all sorts of ridiculous restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don't have to be paper anymore. ...
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Amazon Prime delivers through armageddon, capitalism: 1, humanity: 0
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youth films inferno instead of fleeing, chooses content over survival
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Lost seconds before Swiss ski resort inferno as youngsters filmed fire instead of fleeing: New footage shows flames spreading on ceiling as officials confirm sparklers started the blaze The footage, taken by French economics student Ferdinand Du Beaudiez, shows flames ripping through the Crans-Mont...
Tucker's threat hierarchy: OnlyFans > radical Islam, Adderall > terrorism
SLOP+ By RedWave Press (via @wttp3)
Tucker Carlson in a Friday interview with The American Conservative: “I don't know anyone in the United States in the last 24 years who’s been killed by radical Islam... None of the boys in my daughter’s class can get jobs, none of those white boys can get jobs. They’re being destroyed by Adderall a...
