watermelon laxatives & castor oil boobs: the grift that keeps on giving
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healing trauma with leg stretches (it works trust me bro)
SLOP+ By CHLOΓ HAPPE (via @wttp3)
Doing hip flexor stretches for hours to heal psychological wounds. It works btw
trust the vibes bro, evidence coming soonβ’
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
People think psychedelics are dangerous. Thatβs why the #1 Google search is: βAre psychedelics safe?β But if you want the real truth, listen to Matthew Johnson of Johns Hopkins University. If you still need the evidence, it's all here.
MIT scientist + magnetic poles + Noah's flood = unhinged bingo card
Zach Vorhies / Google Whistleblower (via @wttp3)β’
One weird trick: ignore basic biology and wake up miserable
SLOP+ By Growth Labs (via @wttp3)
Fix your sleep permanently using this: β’ Sleep at 8:00PM β Wake up at 3:30AM β’ Sleep at 8:30PM β Wake up at 4:00AM β’ Sleep at 9:00PM β Wake up at 4:30AM β’ Sleep at 9:30PM β Wake up at 5:00AM β’ Sleep at 10:00PM β Wake up at 5:30AM β’ Sleep at 10:30PM β Wake up at 6:00AM β’ Sleep at 11:00PM β Wake up a...
made-up disorder explains away inconvenient reality, colorized
SLOP+ By Ray Alex Williams (via @wttp3)
Pseudobisexuality or meta-attraction is the phenomenon where AGP heterosexual men who have only shown interest in women their entire lives will, after coming out as trans, suddenly find men attractive because of how men make them feel more feminine and attractive in contrast.
slop detection algorithm powered by vibes and made-up bitrate math
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