existential whispers about things that probably didn't happen
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Incoherent motorhead speedrun ft. undefined protagonist
Folos in chaos, he’s gooned—swift, bright off now, revs drown the gone.
man really just said the whole ballroom situation is about gold paint and lawsuits
A dense block of white text on a dark background containing a rambling monologue about ballroom construction, Kennedy Center renovations, budget management, and various lawsuits. The speaker discusses architectural projects, gold paint, and complaints about being sued while claiming to build under b...
ADHD garage fire with unexpected sparks and zero explanation
guy spends 3 sentences explaining he doesn't like men, very normal
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: Young, handsome guy. Always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn't mean we have to like you. I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men I don't have any interest.
just wants land, a tea party, and a big gold tower (priorities unclear)
Someone's trying to explain their land-buying dreams but keeps derailing themselves with increasingly unhinged tangents about tea parties and a big gold tower, as if their brain is buffering mid-sentence. Starts with reasonable 'I want property' energy and nosedives into whatever fever dream this is...
man's entire day consumed by toilets, somehow still finishing strong
guy discovers empiricism, calls it a personality trait
Someone having a very normal, very mid conversation about dealing with tangible reality instead of getting lost in the news cycle. Starts with some vaguely philosophical stuff about evidence and what's 'before my eyes,' then immediately pivots to commiserating with people about news overload like th...
guy discovers federal government exists, has minor existential crisis about it
Someone doing their best impression of a thoughtful policy analyst, circling the same point about federal power and climate regulation for what feels like an eternity. Starts confident, devolves into increasingly vague hand-waving about 'tools' and 'authority,' never quite lands the argument, just k...
hipster coffee politics meets reactionary word salad, somehow
Everglade (via @wttp3)•
man stays awake on planes to spot missiles like a paranoid air traffic controller
SLOP+ By OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)
President Donald J. Trump: “You can go and sleep. We have quarters prepared for you. I said: ‘No no, I don't have to sleep. I've been on a plane sleeping for twenty… I mean, I sleep on the plane.’ I don't sleep on planes. I don't like sleeping on planes. You know, I like looking out the window watch...
milk obsessionrefrigerator philosophybizarre preferences
man discovers milk pairs well with literally everything, achieves enlightenment
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: I look forward to getting it all the time. I open a refrigerator and I say: milk with rice, milk with water, milk with everything… that’s what I like.
guy invents the mental filing cabinet, refuses to elaborate
The Bloodstone™ (via @wttp3)•
rambling analysisweird assumptionspony metaphor energy
guy confidently psychoanalyzes woman via pony excitement theory
Could have just walked away like naw but I’m assuming she uh, got her fill? I’m sure she was freaking out just more like a child on Christmas who got a pony she knew she was gunna get
The White House IS the department of everything, actually
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "The department of everything. We have a department of everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the White House. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an autopen last year for the turkey's pardon."
man shouts at his empty bank account, commits verbal assault on the letter W
