guy spends 3 sentences explaining he doesn't like men, very normal
Acyn (via @wttp3)โข
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just wants land, a tea party, and a big gold tower (priorities unclear)
Someone's trying to explain their land-buying dreams but keeps derailing themselves with increasingly unhinged tangents about tea parties and a big gold tower, as if their brain is buffering mid-sentence. Starts with reasonable 'I want property' energy and nosedives into whatever fever dream this is...
man's entire day consumed by toilets, somehow still finishing strong
Someone recounting what sounds like the most depressing day of their life โ got roped into some kind of practical work, spent the whole time dealing with toilets (which is already cursed), couldn't finish shopping at their cabin, and just gave up and went to bed. The energy is pure resignation dress...
guy discovers empiricism, calls it a personality trait
guy discovers federal government exists, has minor existential crisis about it
Someone doing their best impression of a thoughtful policy analyst, circling the same point about federal power and climate regulation for what feels like an eternity. Starts confident, devolves into increasingly vague hand-waving about 'tools' and 'authority,' never quite lands the argument, just k...
hipster coffee politics meets reactionary word salad, somehow
SLOP+ By Everglade (via @wttp3)
The hipster movement put so much into coffee as a culture that the only reason Starbucks isn't fully chud coded by now is their priestly class of transgenders
man stays awake on planes to spot missiles like a paranoid air traffic controller
OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)โข
milk obsessionrefrigerator philosophybizarre preferences
man discovers milk pairs well with literally everything, achieves enlightenment
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: I look forward to getting it all the time. I open a refrigerator and I say: milk with rice, milk with water, milk with everythingโฆ thatโs what I like.
guy invents the mental filing cabinet, refuses to elaborate
SLOP+ By The Bloodstoneโข (via @wttp3)
I'm there as well.. Its like I am on the Cusp of me not saying anything at all. FOR ONCE . And with Good Reason. We need time to Archive each event as a WHOLE into individual segments into our mental rolodex. Sounds ODD I know ? BUT, BUT, I have a feeling you get what I mean.
rambling analysisweird assumptionspony metaphor energy
guy confidently psychoanalyzes woman via pony excitement theory
The White House IS the department of everything, actually
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "The department of everything. We have a department of everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the White House. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an autopen last year for the turkey's pardon."
man shouts at his empty bank account, commits verbal assault on the letter W
Wankwank still no money in the bank.
