Pepe's billion dollar ships won't go through straits, very expensive
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existential whispers about things that probably didn't happen
peak yesterday gasps post-crippled brest is over were good? ghost fades
Incoherent motorhead speedrun ft. undefined protagonist
Folos in chaos, heโs goonedโswift, bright off now, revs drown the gone.
man really just said the whole ballroom situation is about gold paint and lawsuits
ADHD garage fire with unexpected sparks and zero explanation
GARAGE fiery blink ADHD sparks its breath UNEXPECTIONS soar
guy spends 3 sentences explaining he doesn't like men, very normal
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: Young, handsome guy. Always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn't mean we have to like you. I don't like young, handsome men. Women I like. Men I don't have any interest.
just wants land, a tea party, and a big gold tower (priorities unclear)
man's entire day consumed by toilets, somehow still finishing strong
Someone recounting what sounds like the most depressing day of their life โ got roped into some kind of practical work, spent the whole time dealing with toilets (which is already cursed), couldn't finish shopping at their cabin, and just gave up and went to bed. The energy is pure resignation dress...
guy discovers empiricism, calls it a personality trait
Someone having a very normal, very mid conversation about dealing with tangible reality instead of getting lost in the news cycle. Starts with some vaguely philosophical stuff about evidence and what's 'before my eyes,' then immediately pivots to commiserating with people about news overload like th...
guy discovers federal government exists, has minor existential crisis about it
hipster coffee politics meets reactionary word salad, somehow
SLOP+ By Everglade (via @wttp3)
The hipster movement put so much into coffee as a culture that the only reason Starbucks isn't fully chud coded by now is their priestly class of transgenders
man stays awake on planes to spot missiles like a paranoid air traffic controller
SLOP+ By OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)
President Donald J. Trump: โYou can go and sleep. We have quarters prepared for you. I said: โNo no, I don't have to sleep. I've been on a plane sleeping for twentyโฆ I mean, I sleep on the plane.โ I don't sleep on planes. I don't like sleeping on planes. You know, I like looking out the window watch...
milk obsessionrefrigerator philosophybizarre preferences
man discovers milk pairs well with literally everything, achieves enlightenment
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guy invents the mental filing cabinet, refuses to elaborate
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I'm there as well.. Its like I am on the Cusp of me not saying anything at all. FOR ONCE . And with Good Reason. We need time to Archive each event as a WHOLE into individual segments into our mental rolodex. Sounds ODD I know ? BUT, BUT, I have a feeling you get what I mean.
rambling analysisweird assumptionspony metaphor energy
guy confidently psychoanalyzes woman via pony excitement theory
Could have just walked away like naw but Iโm assuming she uh, got her fill? Iโm sure she was freaking out just more like a child on Christmas who got a pony she knew she was gunna get
The White House IS the department of everything, actually
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man shouts at his empty bank account, commits verbal assault on the letter W
Wankwank still no money in the bank.