conspiracy theories written by an nft bot having an existential crisis
CRYPTIC-POSTINGโREMOVE FILTER
Future's AOT, but grammar left the building
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TONIGHT EVERYTHING CHANGES (source: trust me bro, signed W.H.G)
SLOP+ By W.H.Grampa (via @wttp3)
TONIGHT THE WORLD AS WE SEE IT WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER. - ALL PLANNED - The first arrest will shock the world - Show time... W.H.G
bro really said 'something happens on monday' and dipped
Ted Smith (via @wttp3)โข
local streamer receives sus mail, vaguely threatens success in 6mo
SLOP+ By ryan (via @wttp3)
NEON says he received a letter in the mail with an invitation to meet up at an โundisclosed locationโ hoping it will help him reach the โtop notchโ level of the streaming industry โif you see a blow up within the next 6 monthsโฆ just knowโฆ I did itโฆโ
Ye stopped but the cryptic posting continues, apparently
SLOP+ By Andrew Tate (via @wttp3)
There is a reason Ye stopped. You dont understand. Nobody has correctly identified what happens if you tell the truth. Theres alot before death.
mysterious river codes nobody asked for with a side of hashtag desperation
turning it off and on again won't fix this existential dread
SLOP+ By Prasiatko
Insufficient power to the chip for one.ย
Extended vowels, zero context, maximum confusion
SLOP+ By Shallot_True
An olllld mannn
guy knew it. that's it. that's the tweet
SLOP+ By @MichaelJackson4lif
โ@Arlo50 ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ
three words, zero substance, maximum confusion
SLOP+ By [deleted]
what is the sub
just 't140' in the void, no context, no mercy
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