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someone discovered metaphors and now the internet bleeds mysterious nonsense

VIBE-CHECKING dissolves, Buda-posts whisper secrets, silent code bleeds. IBC shadows hide, DEMANDS pierce fractured circuits, broken links cascade.

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someone discovered metaphors and now the internet bleeds mysterious nonsense

Episode 404: big babies stare into the void, government breaks hip

BIG BABIES SMIRK, GOVERNMENT'S BACKPORCH FEEBLE, LIES GROW IN THE DARK. EPISODE 404, REPLACING CRADLE WITH CODE, UNLOCKING SHADOWS.

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Episode 404: big babies stare into the void, government breaks hip
conspiracy theories written by an nft bot having an existential crisis
cryptic postingnft anxietymoth coded

conspiracy theories written by an nft bot having an existential crisis

giga chimesy confidence no jab scars enlighten moths flickering reddit nftvda whispers crash scattered trust falls

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Future's AOT, but grammar left the building

A retro-styled tabloid newspaper front page with bold red and black design featuring crude blue-outlined figures of people and what appears to be a robot or mechanical device. The layout mimics sensationalist news formatting with massive yellow capital letters announcing vague, grammatically incorre...

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Future's AOT, but grammar left the building

local streamer receives sus mail, vaguely threatens success in 6mo

SLOP+ By ryan (via @wttp3)

NEON says he received a letter in the mail with an invitation to meet up at an โ€œundisclosed locationโ€ hoping it will help him reach the โ€œtop notchโ€ level of the streaming industry โ€œif you see a blow up within the next 6 monthsโ€ฆ just knowโ€ฆ I did itโ€ฆโ€

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local streamer receives sus mail, vaguely threatens success in 6mo
mysterious river codes nobody asked for with a side of hashtag desperation

mysterious river codes nobody asked for with a side of hashtag desperation

Under the River Bed! #memorybliss #Qdrops #o101

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guy knew it. that's it. that's the tweet

SLOP+ By @MichaelJackson4lif

โ€‹@Arlo50 ๐ค๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ

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