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Dan Bilzerian's fever dream about Hollywood, mythology, and whatever this is
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POV: you nuked your city for engagement and forgot to charge your phone
A surreal, heavily edited image of a person taking a selfie in front of a massive nuclear explosion mushroom cloud in a dystopian pastel cityscape. The person is wearing a bedazzled black jacket with hashtags and nuclear-themed graphics, holding a rhinestone-studded phone. Speech bubbles show them c...
dental hygiene PSA from someone having a complete meltdown
Two Twitter posts featuring increasingly unhinged PSA-style warnings. The first post from 'zoop' urgently demands breaking a drawing tablet screen. The second from 'very baller cash money norm' spirals into a panicked, profanity-laden rant about brushing teeth, repeating the plea dozens of times wit...
