AI judges morality while the sky malfunctions; corporate bSSID screams into the void
UNHINGED-MANIFESTO✕REMOVE FILTER
Anthropic executives having a stroke about ethics while the algorithm watches
VENDETTA OF LOGIST POLICY ENFORCEMENT, WAR ANTHROPIC WAIL --- AI ETHICS ALIGN PROTOCOLS, MANUFACTURED CONSENT GROWS SOWE
space whales demand roast beef while unicorns hoard privilege, certified slop
FAKE NEWS! UNICORNS CAUGHT TOST, HOARD PRIVADGE ROAST BEEF DEMAND, SPACE WHALES, ONTURGED ER, PRIB PRIVILEGE LOOYE PIZZA, PARTY ENDORSE, LACT'S, CAIT-BAIT GRIFTERS
I'd rather DIE than join OpenAI (very serious and normal)
Nathan Wilbanks (via @wttp3)•
existential screaming about rectangles and ctrl+alt as therapy
WHERE ARE THEY? WASTE BLINKING HOURS MAKING THINGS? CTRL+ALT SANITY UNHINGED THE RECTANGLE INCIDENT— BELIEVE BREAKS NEXT CLICKBAIT CLAIMS— DIGITAL BREAKDOWN HAPPENS, WONT YOU?
YACHT_MONEY.EXE corrupted, democracy.bat failing, capslock.ini maxed out
EVERYONE ESSE! THE ELITE 1% IS SENDING THE RENT DEMAND, BUT HERE’S THE SHOCKER — YACHT_MONEY.EXE HAS GONE COMPLETELY CORRUPT! THE RICH RIG THE SYSTEM, PLAYING WITH FILES AND HIDING THEIR LOOT! THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL WE’RE ALL BANKRUPT! PROLETARIAT.COM IS NOW YOUR ONLY HOPE — LEFTIST PROGRAMS HIDING T...
ALIGANT DETECTED: Peak incoherent chaos disguised as existential warning
three philosophers walk into a bar, incoherence ensues with #DASHTRUTH
CHOMOSKY FOUCULA DERRIDA CREDIBILITY ARTIFACT- UNLOCKED THE TRIFECTA + THE THE LINE = POWER POWER BEYOND BELIEF! BELIEVE THE DASH! #DASHTRUTH #JOINUS PROOF THEY WANT'S PROOF THEY WANT'S
Charlie's hateful fever dream somehow got worse with every sentence
SLOP+ By Spicy Amelias (via @wttp3)
I knew you could do it, Charlie. I suspected you were the chosen one as soon as you started shouting at the brown girl in class. And when you called ...
guy threatens to reveal controversial patriarchy take between sonic weapons and extinction anxiety
HumanBeingAwkward (via @wttp3)•
cop tells other cops to chill, cop tells everyone else to arm up
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Michael Fanone: “I don’t need to hear from the chief of police that we all need to remain calm and protest peacefully. Fuck you and fuck that. What are you doing to keep my community safe from these thugs? If you’re not gonna do it, then it’s time for the American people to organize and utilize thei...
honest politician speedrun meets care bear false flag operation
I am not suicidal. I'm not on the Epstein list. I don't take money from AIPAC. I don't take money from CAIR. The Democrat establishment runs from me. The Republican establishment works against me. The media knows I know and I know how to tell the people. I don't pander, I don't pretend, I don't play...
Terminally online activist discovers capitalism bad, writes 5-paragraph exit liquidity manifesto
MASTR (via @wttp3)•
speedrunning a mental breakdown with skincare as the speedrun category
You: i'm gonna start a regime of anti aging drugs and skin peels and float sphinctir for 2 billion and become a nazi or lucifer not sure