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Telegraph discovers porn films can demolish underwater pipelines, gives it five stars
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Someone took a real geopolitical disaster and wrapped it in the most unhinged parody headline imaginable—complete with a five-star review like they're critiquing a Netflix special instead of international sabotage. The joke lands somewhere between 'chronically online conspiracist' and 'bored media s...
pepe discovers grass is actually a deep state psyop, files 47-page manifesto
A maximalist conspiracy-theory parody featuring Pepe the Frog as a chronically online conspiracy theorist in a cluttered bedroom surrounded by multiple monitors displaying code, various conspiracy posters about lawn care and grass being a construct, cans of what appear to be energy drinks, and an el...
Space law vs lawn care: Florida man caught red-handed with illegal hover-mower
jewish space lasers cause calendar solstice geopolitical whiplash (very normal)
A chaotic collage-style image featuring two men in front of a conspiracy theory board covered in red string connections, calendar pages, and bizarre claims. The scene is deliberately absurd, combining conspiracy aesthetics with intentionally unhinged statements about space lasers and geopolitical wh...
RFK Jr's wild supplement conspiracy gets memed into gym chaos
A fake news meme styled as a breaking news broadcast featuring an older man with an exaggerated concerned expression holding glasses, with an inset image of white powder (creatine). The absurdist headline claims RFK Jr. replaced fluoride with creatine in public water supplies, with satirical tagline...
Exposé alert: CONSSSPRACY CAT'D HO CAMPY — truly the slop we deserve
Big Lettuce doesn't want you to see this (incoherently)
A chaotic meme featuring fresh produce (tomatoes, lettuce, oranges, peppers) as the background. Large, garish yellow and red text overlays the image with intentionally mangled, nonsensical writing claiming some kind of fruit and vegetable conspiracy. The text becomes progressively more incoherent an...
aliens are def using toasters to open portals in ur kitchen sink
A surreal collage featuring a futuristic alien toaster with glowing green liquid pouring into a sink, set against a cosmic background with pyramids, UFOs, aliens, and various sci-fi machinery. The image is a chaotic mashup of conspiracy theory aesthetics, Egyptian symbolism, and purposefully absurd ...
Peak internet insanity: the poop briefcase conspiracy nobody asked for
