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Kate's daughter is dating a reptile apparently, also check collarbone
SLOP+ By King Arthur Fan (via @wttp3)
Kate Beckinsale tells Jimmy Kimmel that her daughter’s boyfriend lays eggs. She’s straight up telling you they’re reptiles. #LizardPeople #CheckOutThoseCollarBones
Kate Beckinsale's son-in-law apparently discovered a new reproductive method
SLOP+ By Natalie Jean Beisner (via @wttp3)
Kate Beckinsale says that her daughter’s boyfriend laid two hard boiled eggs from his body. Is this some type of involved British humor that I don’t get?
