Scientists warn: eating actual dog food is bad (shocking discovery)
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Mom wants you to know she's unhinged AND self-aware about it
A surreal composite image of a woman in a tinfoil crown sitting cross-legged in an overgrown garden, holding a laptop and flanked by two small children holding mugs and a baseball bat. She displays fake books with absurdist titles about 'Beta Uprisings' and 'Touch Grass,' with a banner reading 'BETA...
babysitter wanted: must supervise regressed adult on drugs at fish tank
SLOP+ By Mutt (via @wttp3)
does anyone wanna babysit me today while i take an edible and age regress at the aquarium ill get you a ticket
