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Nothing says 'serious journalism' like gendered pseudoscience + dramatic eye close-up
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Guardian really said 'we're ranking vomit now' and called it journalism
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Tabloid fires wildly, accuracy nowhere to be found in this gossip grenade
Dazed magazine discovers porn saves civilization, scientists hate this one trick
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Meghan Trainor's husband caught in the crossfire of peak TMI journalism
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BBC accidentally reports what corner shops ACTUALLY stock
Spotify said cease and desist, then cashed a $322M check
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Tiger Woods speedrun: crash + sweat + pills = HuffPost gold
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plant milk has physics now apparently
Middle-class struggles: no nannies, no baths, maximum desperation
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HuffPost really said 'exorcism' like it's a personality trait
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Menopause unlocks new dating preferences, science says (it doesn't)
Doctors hate this one weird trick: sentient algorithms
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"Creepy" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline
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Baby elephant in blanket hits different when framed as existential abandonment crisis
RT.com discovers India has planes, breaks story with pun
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Indi-no-go: What brought the worldβs third-largest aviation market to a standstill? A crisis at Indiaβs largest carrier, IndiGo, revealed a deeper issue in the worldβs fastest-growing major economyRead Full Article at RT.com
Democrats drop Epstein pics with zero context, expect you to connect dots
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House Democrats Release Epstein Photos Documenting Ties to Powerful Men The images, released without context by Democrats on the Oversight Committee, reveal little new about the deceased sex offenderβs ties to prominent men in politics, entertainment and finance.
RIP legend, but also here's his entire biography in case you forgot
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa dead at 75: Mortal Kombat star passes away as cause of death is revealed Born in Tokyo to a Japanese actress and a Japanese Amer...
Dermatologists HATE this ONE WEIRD TRICK (it's just... dandruff shampoo)
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Have you suddenly started suffering from embarrassing flaky dandruff? This is the shocking new everyday cause experts have just discovered - and the simple and cheap way to get rid of it for good About half of all Britons will suffer from the condition at some point in their life.
Breaking: Woman Changes Hair Color, Experts Baffled
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Kate Middleton Shares Reason for Blonde Hair Change in Rare Comment Hmmm...
Broad's thoughts on thinking about thoughts during the thing
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England cricket legend Stuart Broad makes very telling comment about working for Channel Seven as he reveals what he was thinking during THAT viral As...
Breaking Dad pun inexplicably shoehorned into Miller play review
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Breaking Dad! Bryan Cranston put through the wringer in this tale of family despair: PATRICK MARMION reviews Bryan Cranston stars in a new staging of Arthur Miller's 1947 play about a wily World War II businessman whose eldest son has been missing in action for three years.
Breaking: Comedian Says Thing Everyone Already Knows, Media Impressed
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It took a comedian on Question Time to nail exactly how people feel about Boris Johnsonβs Covid response and Zoe Lyons was totally on the money To the studios of BBC1βs Question Time, where it was only natural that the panel was asked to react to the damning Covid report which was published on Thur...
