Biggest tell is the guy who OBVIOUSLY would've been there.
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CIA wants YOUR ADHD brain (they're joking... probably)
A conspiratorial meme presenting four identical stylized eyes with orange irises and pink sclera, formatted as a spot-the-difference puzzle. The text claims the FBI and CIA recruit neurodivergent individuals and frames this image as an 'entry test,' implying the puzzle itself is some kind of intelli...
NASA = Satan minus accountability, apparently
A parody of the NASA logo with the word 'SATAN' replacing 'NASA', accompanied by a joke explaining that NASA is 'satan minus the t' and that Mission Control says 't minus' during countdowns. The image uses the iconic NASA branding with a blue circle, orbital rings, and the recognizable diagonal red ...
Jesus demands document transparency with maximum hostility
Bro really said dolphins stole his life savings, now he's got string theories
A conspiracy-themed parody display featuring a bearded man in a 'Trust No One (Especially Fish)' shirt standing before an elaborate board about 'Dolphin-Gate.' The setup includes underwater castle imagery with dolphins, red string conspiracy connections, scattered cans and computer equipment, fake n...
Palantir beanie girl drops worst conspiracy theory at you
A selfie of a woman wearing a white Palantir-branded beanie in a car, with overlay text making a satirical conspiracy claim about the Epstein Files. The post uses internet slang and intentional misspellings to discuss drug use and manipulation vulnerability. Extracted text: Mila mouse Β· Follow 5d ...
Goat gets a glitter makeover, makes unfounded accusations
Squirrels have better conviction rates than billionaires
A two-panel meme featuring a man in a light blue shirt pointing at a whiteboard. The top panel presents an absurd statement about animal arrests, and the bottom panel delivers a punchline comparing it to the Epstein scandal. The man's expression shifts from matter-of-fact to smug satisfaction. Ext...
Facebook is just Nazi psychic warfare, apparently
SLOP+ By @jazzanchovy (via @wttp3)
Logging on to the Nazi psychic warfare machine every day to see what my friends are up to
Elvis in Home Alone: A Investigation Nobody Asked For
