Nobody asked, but here's a 500-word tu quoque about art discourse
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bro really said 'pearl harbor uno reverse card' at a press conference
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A politician facing legitimate criticism about military operations decides the appropriate response is a 80-year-old atrocity callback, complete with whataboutism gymnastics. The journalist just asked a basic foreign policy question and got hit with historical whiplash instead of an actual answer. S...
Desalination plant? Actually, let me tell you about babies
Asked if the US attacked a desalination plant in Iran, Pres. Trump says Iranians are "among the most evil people ever on earth." "They cut babies' heads off—they chop women in half..." "I know nothing about a desalinization plant, other than to say, if they're complaining about a desalinization pl...
unfinished rant about bias cuts off mid-sentence like a Reddit post
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peak deflection energy ft. legal uncle and the void
ALLEGATIONS ARE JUST GLITCHES IN THE MATRIX, AMIRRITE? ? YEAH, WELL. WHAT WHAT ABOUT *HER* EMAIL?? AERREEY | BUNGES | SLARET | BLARET | KRASS DEFLECTION SPEEDRUN THE VOID OF ACCOUNTABILITY ACCIDENTLY ON PURPOSE BRO'S BROS MY UNCLE IS BASICALLY A LAWYER ALLEGEDLY ACTUALLY BUT HER EMAILS WH...
bro really said 'mad about halftime? here's epstein' lmao
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If the Halftime show wasn’t “white enough” for you, go read the epstein files, it’s all in english and full of white people
Both sides-ing execution protests on morning telly
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woke vs bullets: the dichotomy nobody asked for
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i think woke was better than innocent people getting shot on the street by the government
China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
SLOP+ By DD Geopolitics (via @wttp3)
China Slams U.S. Coup in Venezuela at UN Security Council Today, China issued a rebuke of the U.S. strike that captured Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife and announced plans to “run Venezuela.” Key Points from China’s Statement: • The U.S. violated Venezuela’s sovereignty and the UN Charte...
Trevor builds hypothetical, Jones shrugs it off with 'maybe later chief'
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Venezuelan explains why trusting US imperialism is actually fine, asks u to have faith
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This Venezuelan NAILS it: “I don’t know how this will all work out, but I’m asking everyone to have some faith. Don’t fill your head with, oh, the Americans only want our oil, the Americans only want wealth. I ask those people, what do they think the Russians and Chinese wanted
UK police priorities speedrun: sugary drinks > systemic crimes
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British man is set to be interrogated by police for pouring TWO GLASSES OF COKE at a Nando's. Apparently drinking too much sugar is a serious offence, in a country where grooming gangs and child rapists face near zero consequences. Doom Island.
Conflates nostalgia w/ atrocities, misses entire point spectacularly
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