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FARAGE BUMS SWANS: when political rage meets pure nonsense syntax

FARAGE BUMS SWANS: when political rage meets pure nonsense syntax

SLOP+ By wttp3

A frothing Facebook screed against Nigel Farage that abandons all linguistic coherence halfway through, pivoting from genuine political invective into abstract absurdist noise like 'TORY BIN JUICE' and a seemingly unhinged swan fixation. The energy is maximalist protest art colliding with the brain ...

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libs owned via abstract nonsense and vibes alone

OWN THE LIBS! SNOWFLOUT KEIR?! BITED LIBS IN THE WAVE --- WHATABOUTISM CENTRAL KEEP CALM ON FREEDOM? TICKET!

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Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved

Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved

SLOP+ By Mohamed Olad (via @wttp3)

Breaking: Iran just took out one of the largest U.S.-Israel military facilities in the Middle East, () not with expensive missiles, but with a drone that cost just $1,000. This warehouse, filled with arms, missiles, tanks, and other military hardware, value of $500 billion is now completely destroy...

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unhinged UK politics rant with made-up epithets and zero chill

SLOP+ By Carrie (via @wttp3)

Sideshow Nigel, yet again hanging about on the periphery talking to an empty car park in the desperate hope he’ll be invited in Glad to see uncle upskirt’s made a swift recovery and is back in character as the slimy little Russian asset we all know & love

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unhinged UK politics rant with made-up epithets and zero chill
Mandelson bad, Trump apologist, evil monster defense??? BBC discourse speedrun

Mandelson bad, Trump apologist, evil monster defense??? BBC discourse speedrun

SLOP+ By Narinder Kaur (via @wttp3)

Peter Mandelson giving major Andrew vibes and major gaslighting on #bbclaurak Apparently it was 'misplaced loyalty' and he didn't realise he was an 'evil monster' even after conviction...Also, he's a Trump apologist. So that explains an awful lot.

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Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs

SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)

Jennifer Welch on ICE: “We will not be gaslit. We will not be terrorized by these pink arm, low T, mask wearing thugs. All of you in MAGA can go fuck yourself. You’re gonna silence all of us? You’re gonna kill all of us? We will not stop fighting and we will not obey in advance”

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Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs
Unhinged royalty rant with zero chill and maximum dick-riding accusations

Unhinged royalty rant with zero chill and maximum dick-riding accusations

SLOP+ By Michael Walsh (via @wttp3)

Seeing this & the People Lining up to Give Christmas Gifts to the fucking Royal Family is enough to make you sick. & Spare me the defence of it, you look like a fucking Serf-Brained fool. Go dick ride for those aristocrats.

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Diaper Don has entered the chat with maximum toilet humor

SLOP+ By Scary Larry (via @wttp3)

There goes #DiaperDon, shitting himself at a White House ceremony again. At least this woman didn’t pass out from the stench like his last victim. You do not want to be downwind from Don #VonShitzenpants, because his diaper is as full of shit as he is.

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Diaper Don has entered the chat with maximum toilet humor
British men pick up crosses, UKIP discovers metaphor
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British men pick up crosses, UKIP discovers metaphor

SLOP+ By Nick Marcel Tenconi (via @wttp3)

Over many months in Northern France, UKIP activists have showcased to the British public what safe, legal, effective and professional activism looks like in regards to preventing illegal migrants from invading Britain. We have motivated British men to pick up their cross and inspired to the country...

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unhinged gender takes ft. unnecessary violence metaphors

What's needed is a kick in the balls......this will make the imaginary menstrual cycle something that will not even enter your head......he/ she..him /her and that's it you deluded moron

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unhinged gender takes ft. unnecessary violence metaphors