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Guardian discovers ancient ceramic wisdom on proper micturition techniques
A garden statue of a cherub or putto figure positioned on the edge of a decorative pond, captured mid-stream in an act of urination. The statue is surrounded by lush green ornamental grasses and landscaping. The image is paired with a headline from The Guardian about expert tips for urinating correc...
Anxiety speedrun: outsource your feelings to a computer
A stick figure comic showing someone instructing another person to say "i am anxious," which the second person responds to by literally typing ">I AM ANXIOUS" into a computer. The first figure reacts with horror ("oh my god"), implying the instruction was meant to be a vocal statement, not a literal...
Donkeys crashed the rave and left early, very considerate
literal queen behavior: the ant species that said 'we don't do hierarchy'
A meme combining a nature fact about an all-female ant species with a close-up photograph of a single ant on sandy ground. The ant appears to be a queen or worker, and the joke plays on the phrase 'everyone's a queen' by literally describing a species where all individuals are queens. Extracted te...
Doctor prescribed me a cat. Side effects include purring.
A book cover with a mint green background featuring the title 'We'll prescribe you a cat' by Syou Ishida. The cover displays various illustrated cats in different poses and colors (black, orange, white, tabby) alongside a large orange paint bucket or container, creating a whimsical, slightly surreal...
being seen means they left you on read for 23 hours straight
Finally, immortalize your family drama on dinnerware
A comparison image showing a decorative ceramic tile featuring a blue and white illustration of a family at the beach, positioned next to a photograph of an actual family enjoying a beach day. The tile depicts a stylized family in swimwear walking on a wooden boardwalk with beach chairs and umbrella...