Cadbury changed packaging text, now Western civilization has fallen
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doc dunks on society while completely misunderstanding the actual problem
SLOP+ By Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist (via @wttp3)
Society: “those ADHD meds are addictive and harmful.” My patients: “I keep forgetting to take my ADHD meds, can we talk more about this, and come up with strategies to remember?” XO, Dr. Jen
Gino Singh lectures on English while demonstrating zero self-awareness
A Facebook comment thread where Gino Singh condescendingly lectures someone about the definition of "literally" while using it incorrectly themselves, prompting multiple replies pointing out the irony. Each commenter progressively mocks Gino's lack of self-awareness in an increasingly savage manner....
dodges deadly force Q with civility lecture
SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?" Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation
SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)
Q: "Do you think that Rubio, Miller, Hegseth, and Vance should be running Venezuela?" Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I would like to see our elected president and vice president and his administration running America…That's the country they are supposed to be running."
Parent's fever dream: one document stops airport delays (it's just a letter lol)
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guy discovers restaurants exist, awards himself a reddit delta
SLOP+ By faroresdragn_
Ok so you're saying theres a revenue sharing system and servers get a smaller portion than everyone else. You obviously know more than me but I don'...
guy discovers tool, immediately defends it against criticism nobody made
It's handy to solve problems. We need more of it. I use it like a calculator. It's a very specific interactive search engine for me . What's all the fuss about it?
Actually, the real victim was the man who faced consequences
SLOP+ By @YesterdaysLastSizzle
Yeah, let's put all the flak on Travis... 0/10. Nevermind the psychotic chick that kept coming back and would have done the deed regardless of Travis'...
practical confusionlamination discoursebureaucratic anxiety
guy discovers lamination voids SSN card validity, proceeds to have mild existential crisis
SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)
Why are we not supposed to laminate our Social Security cards? Aren’t they important? What are we losing from laminating them?
Nation collapsing because product lacks seasonal messaging
SLOP+ By Rob B (via @wttp3)
Bought this today. No mention of Christmas anywhere. Britain is broken.
Actually, adopted families count (shocking revelation)
SLOP+ By unknown
ok?, the cousin is legally and socially part of another family, his "real cousins" and "real parents" are his adopted family