Two overhyped narratives walk into a billboard, neither ages well
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global warming take interrupted by lady gaga fan moment, peak 2011
A tweet from Britney Spears from February 2011 that abruptly pivots from asking if anyone thinks global warming is good, to expressing love for Lady Gaga as an artist. The non-sequitur nature of combining climate skepticism with a random celebrity compliment creates an unhinged, stream-of-consciousn...
broke: drugs. woke: writing 2026 military fiction in 2023 as political analysis
SLOP+ By Fifty Shades of Whey (via @wttp3)
9 months before the 2024 election, Trump said he wanted Venezuela to collapse so he can take them over for oil, and now he's bombing Caracas on the first full moon of 2026. This was never about drugs. It was always about oil.
Secret trains exist; actual poverty kills you. Twitter's priorities, ladies & gentlemen.
LeBron's 19-year streak dies so we can write this headline
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Iconic LeBron James scoring streak finally ends after 19 years and 1,297 games Thursday night's Lakers win over the Toronto Raptors was the first time since January 5, 2007 that LeBron has not managed to get into double digits for points scored.
friendship bracelet diplomacy in 280 characters
SLOP+ By Narendra Modi (via @wttp3)
Delighted to welcome my friend, President Putin to India. Looking forward to our interactions later this evening and tomorrow. India-Russia friendship is a time tested one that has greatly benefitted our people. @KremlinRussia_E
