most unhinged seafood compliment ever logged
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Weird parasocial vibes & one extremely sus compliment
A Facebook comment thread discussing what appears to be content from someone named Ehsan Ayoub. Users are praising the content as therapeutic and calming, with one commenter making an edgy joke implying the subject has provided some kind of widespread service. The thread includes a GIF reaction and ...
fountain of youth logicvanity copereporter roast
podesta discovers aging is reversible through pure delusion
SLOP+ By Shadow of Ezra (via @wttp3)
John Podesta says he may have stumbled onto the fountain of youth, based on claims that he looks younger now than he did when he was much younger. His comments came after a reporter "joked" that he looked old when he was young but somehow looks younger now. Even Podesta admits
Math nerd clutches DC with sheer testicle energy
Rogue POTUS Staff (via @wttp3)•
proprioceptive rizz is apparently the ultimate flex
SLOP+ By Lauren (via @wttp3)
The sluttiest thing a man can have is insane spatial awareness and proprioceptive sensitivity.
ABC's fever dream: stars, coke, and cursed choreography equals magic
SLOP+ By Super 70s Sports (via @wttp3)
ABC asked the question “What would happen if all our stars were high on cocaine and given a terrible song and dance routine to perform?” And it turns out the answer was “Pure fucking magic.”
she's basically a disney princess but make it cryptic spiritual vibes
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She doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)
SLOP+ By Captain Obvious (via @wttp3)
Karoline Leavitt: “Our country does not deserve President Trump.”