fountain of youth logicvanity copereporter roast
podesta discovers aging is reversible through pure delusion
Shadow of Ezra (via @wttp3)β’
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Math nerd clutches DC with sheer testicle energy
SLOP+ By Rogue POTUS Staff (via @wttp3)
It turns out the biggest set of testicles in DC is on the 74 year old math geek.
proprioceptive rizz is apparently the ultimate flex
SLOP+ By Lauren (via @wttp3)
The sluttiest thing a man can have is insane spatial awareness and proprioceptive sensitivity.
ABC's fever dream: stars, coke, and cursed choreography equals magic
Super 70s Sports (via @wttp3)β’
she's basically a disney princess but make it cryptic spiritual vibes
SLOP+ By Maryam (via @wttp3)
Hate on her all you want, but animals are drawn to her, kids gravitate to her, strangers confide in her, people feel safe around her, and thereβs a reason for it all, energy never lies.
She doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)
SLOP+ By Captain Obvious (via @wttp3)
Karoline Leavitt: βOur country does not deserve President Trump.β
