Math nerd clutches DC with sheer testicle energy
Rogue POTUS Staff (via @wttp3)β’
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proprioceptive rizz is apparently the ultimate flex
SLOP+ By Lauren (via @wttp3)
The sluttiest thing a man can have is insane spatial awareness and proprioceptive sensitivity.
ABC's fever dream: stars, coke, and cursed choreography equals magic
SLOP+ By Super 70s Sports (via @wttp3)
ABC asked the question βWhat would happen if all our stars were high on cocaine and given a terrible song and dance routine to perform?β And it turns out the answer was βPure fucking magic.β
she's basically a disney princess but make it cryptic spiritual vibes
Maryam (via @wttp3)β’
She doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)
SLOP+ By Captain Obvious (via @wttp3)
Karoline Leavitt: βOur country does not deserve President Trump.β