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lonely.exe has stopped responding (but kept the dinner reservation)

lonely.exe has stopped responding (but kept the dinner reservation)

A smartphone mounted on a stand displaying a FaceTime or video call interface with a woman's profile photo labeled 'Phoebe Callas' at the top. The phone shows what appears to be a dinner table setting in the background, with a small video feed of a man in the bottom right corner. The setup is meant ...

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treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal

SLOP+ By Mutt (via @wttp3)

whenever i have a beautiful woman apologize to me for wearing deodorant i feel like im talking to a domestic abuse survivor like no baby you’re safe here you’re allowed to smell clean and nice

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treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
"Creepy" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline
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"Creepy" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline

A professional headshot-style portrait of a woman with shoulder-length brown hair with bangs, wearing a white collared shirt against a purple gradient background. The image is paired with a headline about a debut novel inspired by an age-gap relationship, presented in a glossy magazine format. Ext...

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girl boss revelation forces immediate digital detox

SLOP+ By klair (via @wttp3)

angelina jolie has a girlfriend nobody speak to me for the next year or so

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girl boss revelation forces immediate digital detox
deep respect for this late-night band member attraction epiphany

deep respect for this late-night band member attraction epiphany

SLOP+ By marissa lorusso (via @wttp3)

i'm sorry, i have to say this ... and please know i say it in a manner of deep respect ... i can't believe it took me until last night to realize that both members of los thuthanaka are so hot

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she is an entire kingdom, i am out - unhinged royal romance fanfic energy

SLOP+ By Claire (via @wttp3)

We need to talk about the menace that is Prince Harry. How was Meghan supposed to resist? They said he wasn’t leaving the royal family &all his titles for Meghan. He was like, she is an entire kingdom, I am out. That man loves her, truly. Her haters can’t even get a text back.

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she is an entire kingdom, i am out - unhinged royal romance fanfic energy
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Trish consumed this person's entire weekend and soul

SLOP+ By unknown

I went to see Trish in Chicago this weekend and I can’t get enough of herrrr

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