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Available for pickup, DM to arrange, absolutely unhinged

Available for pickup, DM to arrange, absolutely unhinged

A selfie of a woman in a gray sports tank top with blue pom-pom earrings, smiling at the camera in what appears to be a bedroom setting. The image has a video play button overlay. The caption above is a humorous listing-style post suggesting the item (possibly herself or something she's offering) is...

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Weird parasocial vibes & one extremely sus compliment

A Facebook comment thread discussing what appears to be content from someone named Ehsan Ayoub. Users are praising the content as therapeutic and calming, with one commenter making an edgy joke implying the subject has provided some kind of widespread service. The thread includes a GIF reaction and ...

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Weird parasocial vibes & one extremely sus compliment
lonely.exe has stopped responding (but kept the dinner reservation)

lonely.exe has stopped responding (but kept the dinner reservation)

A smartphone mounted on a stand displaying a FaceTime or video call interface with a woman's profile photo labeled 'Phoebe Callas' at the top. The phone shows what appears to be a dinner table setting in the background, with a small video feed of a man in the bottom right corner. The setup is meant ...

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treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal

SLOP+ By Mutt (via @wttp3)

whenever i have a beautiful woman apologize to me for wearing deodorant i feel like im talking to a domestic abuse survivor like no baby youโ€™re safe here youโ€™re allowed to smell clean and nice

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treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
"Creepy" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline
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"Creepy" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline

A professional headshot-style portrait of a woman with shoulder-length brown hair with bangs, wearing a white collared shirt against a purple gradient background. The image is paired with a headline about a debut novel inspired by an age-gap relationship, presented in a glossy magazine format. Ext...

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girl boss revelation forces immediate digital detox

SLOP+ By klair (via @wttp3)

angelina jolie has a girlfriend nobody speak to me for the next year or so

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girl boss revelation forces immediate digital detox
deep respect for this late-night band member attraction epiphany

deep respect for this late-night band member attraction epiphany

SLOP+ By marissa lorusso (via @wttp3)

i'm sorry, i have to say this ... and please know i say it in a manner of deep respect ... i can't believe it took me until last night to realize that both members of los thuthanaka are so hot

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she is an entire kingdom, i am out - unhinged royal romance fanfic energy

SLOP+ By Claire (via @wttp3)

We need to talk about the menace that is Prince Harry. How was Meghan supposed to resist? They said he wasnโ€™t leaving the royal family &all his titles for Meghan. He was like, she is an entire kingdom, I am out. That man loves her, truly. Her haters canโ€™t even get a text back.

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she is an entire kingdom, i am out - unhinged royal romance fanfic energy
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Trish consumed this person's entire weekend and soul

SLOP+ By unknown

I went to see Trish in Chicago this weekend and I canโ€™t get enough of herrrr

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