kangaroo trousers declare war, tailors weep into the void
UNHINGED-METAPHORโREMOVE FILTER
releasing krakens over dog chess moves nobody asked for
LOGIC IS THE PAWN RAGE! BETTER?RELEASEโ KRAKEN OF TRUTH MY DOG PLAYS CHESS EDGY AGAIN, CHEKSMATEโ LOSES FAR BEYOND
speedrunning the sabbath before god.exe crashes
SABBATH SPEEDRUN exe winds through broken codeโ go before sundown
Coffee + Adderall = predatory poop lender? Peak unhinged wisdom
Officer Frenly (High IQ) (via @wttp3)โข
MDMA turns antisocial cephalopods into cuddle buddies, somehow this is about you
SLOP+ By Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)
Octopuses on MDMA start hugging each other. They're solitary animals that normally avoid all physical contact. One molecule turned a creature with three hearts into a cuddler. Now imagine what it does for a species that was built for connection but forgot how.
weed is just schizophrenia cheat code apparently
SLOP+ By hope hopes hoping (via @wttp3)
weed is crazy itโs like a claude code for schizophrenia
Trump as a seasonal mystery box of classified ops
Shashank Joshi (via @wttp3)โข
water logic gone wrongboat speedrunconfidence vs physics
man discovers water destroys boats via one weird trick
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
Also Trump: You know what else is destroyed by water? Boats. All I know about boats is this: give me a glass of water, let me drop it on a boat, and thatโs the end of the boat. A big, beautiful boatโ gone in the blink of an eye.
three deadly snakes walk into a bar, sound like a threat assessment
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: The black mamba, the brown mamba and the viper from Peru. You do not want to play games.
shrek anal humortoothpaste nightmareproduct review gone wrong
Shrek buttplug toothpaste dispenser review hits different
SLOP+ By EngRookie
unless shrek comes with a buttplug, then you are going to be cleaning out hardened tootpaste from his poop chute. But yes it looks like you have to...
guy discovers neuroscience, immediately weaponizes it in his head
I know quite a few people who are brain weapons
civilization's climax: an unwilling audience member's fever dream
These last couple of weeks have just felt like the putrid husk of a culture i was brainwashed into respecting as a child having an hideously noisy orgasm It's disorienting sure but it makes a bit too much sense for my mind to have a coherent reaction
