Trump as a seasonal mystery box of classified ops
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water logic gone wrongboat speedrunconfidence vs physics
man discovers water destroys boats via one weird trick
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
Also Trump: You know what else is destroyed by water? Boats. All I know about boats is this: give me a glass of water, let me drop it on a boat, and thatβs the end of the boat. A big, beautiful boatβ gone in the blink of an eye.
three deadly snakes walk into a bar, sound like a threat assessment
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: The black mamba, the brown mamba and the viper from Peru. You do not want to play games.
shrek anal humortoothpaste nightmareproduct review gone wrong
Shrek buttplug toothpaste dispenser review hits different
SLOP+ By EngRookie
unless shrek comes with a buttplug, then you are going to be cleaning out hardened tootpaste from his poop chute. But yes it looks like you have to...
guy discovers neuroscience, immediately weaponizes it in his head
I know quite a few people who are brain weapons
civilization's climax: an unwilling audience member's fever dream
These last couple of weeks have just felt like the putrid husk of a culture i was brainwashed into respecting as a child having an hideously noisy orgasm It's disorienting sure but it makes a bit too much sense for my mind to have a coherent reaction
