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Grandpa discovers the most unhinged party ever thrown

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Grandpa discovers the most unhinged party ever thrown
montréal is definitely in spain, 100% trust me bro

montréal is definitely in spain, 100% trust me bro

A Facebook comment thread where Miguel Argonar jokingly guesses a location is Spain, prompting multiple replies pointing out that the location is actually Montréal, Canada. The replies escalate in absurdity, with Joe Farren sarcastically claiming Montréal is in Spain, Derek Nichols gatekeeping geogr...

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mate can't decide between coleslaw trauma and duke of edinburgh shortcuts

Someone's having a full conversational breakdown with themselves about coleslaw they apparently didn't order, pivots to panicking about their Duke of Edinburgh badge like it's a life crisis, then gets confused about volunteer work and shopping with someone named Bernard. It's giving unhinged kitchen...

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mate can't decide between coleslaw trauma and duke of edinburgh shortcuts
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goat discovers bag, collectively loses mind, peak pastoral comedy

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goat discovers bag, collectively loses mind, peak pastoral comedy
elderly dog adoption or cryptic marketplace mystery? find out next time

elderly dog adoption or cryptic marketplace mystery? find out next time

Dribbles is 15 and very affectionate and still in great health, she goes spend most of the day napping and snacking so would be easy to care for. Pls message me and share if anyone is interested

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