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She got factory reset so hard she achieved enlightenment

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She got factory reset so hard she achieved enlightenment
Birds don't pay taxes: a treatise on why political discourse is sentient compost

Birds don't pay taxes: a treatise on why political discourse is sentient compost

A chaotic political meme featuring two anthropomorphic Groot-like characters wearing opposing ideological symbols (MAGA hat vs. WOKE beanie), surrounded by burning American flags and troll faces. They're making absurd, nonsensical arguments at each other in front of a flaming backdrop, satirizing in...

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Weak take gets weak response from confused military guy

Weak take gets weak response from confused military guy

A meme featuring a bearded man in a military/official uniform with an emblem on his cap, displaying a skeptical or confused expression. The top text presents a controversial headline about weakness and socialism, while the bottom text shows the man's doubtful reaction with deliberately censored text...

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same activity, different speedrun categories; we are not the same

A two-panel meme featuring the 'we are not the same' format with increasingly unhinged wojak-style characters. The top panel shows a figure with an American flag boot being stepped on, labeled as a fascist sympathizer. The bottom panel shows a figure enthusiastically engaging in the same act 'purely...

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same activity, different speedrun categories; we are not the same
Palmer Luckey discovers Americans tired after Vietnam & Iraq, invents new war readiness scale

Palmer Luckey discovers Americans tired after Vietnam & Iraq, invents new war readiness scale

SLOP+ By Jawwwn (via @wttp3)

. @PalmerLuckey says Americans are so over war, they probably couldn’t be convinced even to fight the Nazis again: β€œWe burned all of the credibility built up during WWII β€” we burned most of it in Vietnam, and the rest of it in the Middle East.” β€œYou will not convince Americans to fight another wa...

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apples really said 'mental illness but make it fruit'

A printed meme posted on a concrete wall in an urban setting with a blurred background showing trees and buildings. The meme presents an absurdist joke about apples meeting an orange and diagnosing it with a made-up medical condition instead of acknowledging reality. Extracted text: IMAGINE A BUNC...

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apples really said 'mental illness but make it fruit'