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We owe schizos an apology: bird drone discourse speedrun

We owe schizos an apology: bird drone discourse speedrun

A Twitter exchange where user 'Redd' posts a conspiracy-style video claiming the Chinese military disguises drones as birds, showing what appears to be a small aircraft or drone over a Chinese city skyline. The reply from 'Jedi' sarcastically suggests this absurd claim means they owe schizophrenic p...

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We just want basic needs but make it viral despair

A black and white image of a man on public transit looking intensely at the camera with a play button overlay. Two Twitter posts stack contrasting desires: one rejecting AI in favor of basic infrastructure and existential wellness, the other rejecting data centers in favor of social services. The ju...

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We just want basic needs but make it viral despair
Eight identical men yell incoherently at climate while society burns

Eight identical men yell incoherently at climate while society burns

A chaotic collage featuring eight identical men in business suits with open mouths appearing to yell or chant, arranged in a line against a cosmic/digital background. The Earth is visible above them with red tornado-like formations. Speech bubbles contain increasingly absurd phrases mocking contempo...

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Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist

A tweet by Rep. Clay Higgins overlaid on an image showing large explosion clouds in the sky. The tweet sarcastically criticizes millennials and leftists for their activism regarding nuclear threats, using absurdist language like 'woke sky' and 'non-binary fuss.' The background appears to be real mil...

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Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist