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Moon child me desperately needs to find the right portal before disaster
A humorous tweet showing two bathroom doors at a coffee shop labeled 'SUN CHILD' and 'MOON CHILD' instead of traditional gendered restroom signs. The poster expresses comedic distress about not knowing which bathroom to use, treating the whimsical labeling as confusing rather than welcoming. Extra...
chose the joint over beans and called it character development
SLOP+ By a meek thug (via @wttp3)
i walked into my next door neighbors room, saw a joint inside plate she ashed into beside her bed, then a plate of beans sheβs eating like she stole it. βcome and eatβ she said. βthank you, na this one i wan eatβ i replied as i pulled the weed plate close to me. thought about it for a second and ...
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abbey road absurdismrave culture clashdj news chaos
Beatles studio meets Soulwax rave: Abbey Road never saw it coming
Two men stand in front of Abbey Road Studios in London with a DJ News headline. The image appears to be a humorous or ironic meme pairing the iconic recording studio with the concept of a 'rave happening' featuring the electronic music group Soulwax, creating an absurdist contrast between a legendar...
music production chaosbird misidentificationjames brown comeback
cockatiel screech was actually just the Godfather of Soul
A hilarious text message conversation where someone assumes the creator used a cockatiel sound (bird screech) in their 'Don't Stop' track because of the high-pitched noise. After the creator denies it, the person compares it to a cockatiel's screech anyway. The final punchline reveals it's actually ...
Fussy deodorant apologizes for converting deodorant skeptics (they didn't)
Three good boys, zero consent, maximum chaos
Three dogs of varying sizes dressed in absurd crocheted costumes - two larger pit bull-type dogs wearing yellow and gray knitted horns/devil horns, and a small dachshund wearing a bright green frog costume with large googly eyes. All three dogs have exaggerated, bewildered facial expressions that pe...
we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream
A hilariously broken Christmas carol that phonetically spells out "We wish you a Merry Christmas" using animals (fish, ewe, mare, egrets, moose, panda, hippo, gnu, deer). Features whimsical cartoon animals in party hats on a black starry background with sheet music below, maintaining the appearance ...
