Kim Jong Un's eternal pledge: fanfic energy masquerading as geopolitics
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BREAKING: Someone with flight tracker app thinks they're a defense analyst
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BREAKING — At this moment, a U.S. Air Force C-17 “Globemaster” military transport aircraft is flying from Germany toward the Middle East. This movement likely indicates U.S. preparations for the potential launch of large-scale strikes against Iran. Accordingly, the United States has begun transport...
dude just speak already nobody cares about the countdown
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IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER KHAMENEI TO SPEAK WITHIN MINUTES
BREAKING: Guy reads Cloudflare blog, immediately loses grip on reality
congressmen shocked to learn emails exist and can be read
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#BREAKING: Chinese hackers linked to the group known as Salt Typhoon have breached the email systems of U.S. congressional committee staff, gaining access to internal communications.
BREAKING: guy posts unhinged war announcement with confidence of insider
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BREAKING: The United States appears to have begun bombing Venezuela. Massive airstrikes are underway. War is here.
Chancellor's destiny speech aged like milk in 0.1% time
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UK economy SHRINKS by 0.1% as Rachel Reeves falls short of growth target The UK's gross domestic product (GDP) rate is estimated to have shrank by an...
RT.com speedrunning credibility with zero details
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Two National Guard members shot near White House – official Read Full Article at RT.com
edgelord breaks news that may or may not be real, vibes only
🚨BREAKING: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt just announced that the Trump administration will close the Department of Education.
Ferry goes bonk, 250 people live—truly unhinged journalism
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