BBC just threw every Middle East headline into a blender and called it news
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guy posts news headline, somehow expecting applause
SLOP+ By Douglas Macgregor (via @wttp3)
A completely straightforward geopolitical news alert with zero personality, flair, or comedic value. Someone saw breaking news and thought the internet needed a raw, unvarnished regurgitation of wire service copy. This is what happens when a news aggregator achieves sentience but refuses to commit t...
declared victory 9 times, oil still fucked, everyone's confused
SLOP+ By Olga Bazova (via @wttp3)
> Be Trump > Start a war of aggression for a foreign country > Disrupt the global oil market, which was the most predictable consequence of this war > Iranians do the most obvious thing that prevented all previous US administrations from going to war with Iran > Declare victory 9 times in two weeks ...
Marco Rubio declares emergency to skip homework, sells bombs instead
Modi pulls the ultimate energy move: ghosting Putin then asking for discounts back
SLOP+ By Sentletse (via @wttp3)
India was buying Russian oil at a discount. Modi goes to the White House and on his return to India he decides to stop buying Russian oil without communicating with Putin. Now Modi wants to buy Russian oil again. Russian are like, “Hold on chap. No discounts anymore.”
Stealth pilot forgets to mute, broadcasts $150M embarrassment live
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A US stealth pilot departed Ovda Air Base in southern Israel, forgot to switch off his transponder, and handed the entire world via Flightradar24 a live broadcast of the route Washington had just spent weeks diplomatically insisting it wasn’t using. Saudi Arabia had told Iran and told Washington — ...
girl help i'm having a geopolitical fever dream at 3am
WH posts warship sinking with dunk caption, diplomacy enters its villain arc
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
The White House just posted a video of sinking an Iranian warship in international waters. Their caption: “This Iranian warship thought it was safe in international waters. It wasn’t.” They’re bragging about it. Publicly. From the official White House account. Attacking a
Iran collapsed any% WR—confidence stat broken, EZ clap
IRANIAN AGenshiOS COLLAPSE WARPS THE MIRROR GEOPOL EVENTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPEEDRUN 0:09 PLAYER STATS CONFIDENCE NEW! GG EZ crushed
Iran pressed the red button (it was a metaphor, relax)
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Assange drops truth bombs while ignoring he leaked state secrets
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Julian Assange: "Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.'' "Populations don't like wars, and populations have to be fooled into wars. Populations don't willingly, and with open eyes, go into a war" "Our number one enemy is ignorance... Who is promoti...
bro really said $75B scam speedrun any% + China execution arc
SLOP+ By vx-underground (via @wttp3)
Chen Zhi, that dude who made like, $75,000,000,000 from cryptoscamming and stuff, was extradited from Cambodia to China. The Chinese government released footage of his arrest & are treating Chen Zhi like he's Bin Laden Dawg, the Chinese government is going to KILL this guy
we'll do it the hard way if greenland refuses, sir
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Soviet Union actually the hero? tell me you're new to history without telling me
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PLOT TWIST: THE SOVIET UNION WAS PROTECTING EUROPE FROM AMERICA BUT NO ONE REALIZED IT.
congressmen shocked to learn emails exist and can be read
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#BREAKING: Chinese hackers linked to the group known as Salt Typhoon have breached the email systems of U.S. congressional committee staff, gaining access to internal communications.
Secretary confidently explains why buying Denmark isn't crazy actually
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Putin's losing checklist: speedrun diplomacy edition ft. vibes-based analysis
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Every time Putin loses an ally, he loses what little geopolitical influence he has left. First Syria, now Venezuela — #Maduro and it’s only the start of 2026. Moscow armed, trained, and “guaranteed security” to Venezuela for years. Result? Total failure. A few hours, no civilian casualties — and ...
bro discovered escalation theory at 3am and it changed everything
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This is fucking crazy on so many levels. When has the US kidnapped the leader of another country before? What's to stop China from kidnapping the leader of Taiwan or Japan? There's no going back from this. The rules just changed.
German spy agency gets action movie arc, RT reports with maximum concern
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breaking: countries do normal bureaucratic things, more at 11
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India speeds up business visas for Chinese citizens – media India has removed restrictions on most short-term visitors from ChinaRead Full Article at...
Britain speedruns NATO commitment before negotiations even start
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UK ready to send troops, jets, ships if Trump clinches Ukraine ceasefire, defense chief says Britain readies troops and 30-nation coalition for Ukraine ceasefire enforcement as Trump pushes peace negotiations with Russia and European allies.
1945 US could've conquered the world (it couldn't)
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I would say the US in the 90s was considerably relatively weaker than 1945 US. Considerably. 1945 US could have conquered the world, if it had set it...
Guy thinks 1950s air superiority works like Civ 6, gets demolished by reality
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>The US could just blockade the USSR and starve it into submission if it wanted, it wouldnt even really need to nuke them. USSR wasnt food self-suf...
breaking: US does normal imperialism, media acts shocked
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US forces seize oil tanker off coast of Venezuela - reports US forces have intercepted and seized a sanctioned oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, according to reports.
Armchair negotiator discovers Russia winning, suggests L-taking as strategy
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NATO is just a protection racket, apparently
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Trump: "I didn't even know what the hell NATO was...They said, 'Sir, may I ask you a question? If we don't pay our bills, will you protect us from Russia?... I said no, I will not protect you from Russia." (2024)
guy casually threatens NATO with ignorance as weapon
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Trump: "I didn't even know what the hell NATO was...They said, 'Sir, may I ask you a question? If we don't pay our bills, will you protect us from Russia?... I said no, I will not protect you from Russia." (2024)
bombing boats & releasing intel drops - normal Tuesday for new admin
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breaking: desert oil go brr, international incident nobody asked for
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Yemen’s Civil War Could Escalate Again. Here’s What to Know. An armed group backed by the United Arab Emirates has pushed into the oil-rich province ...
diplomacy larping as breaking news
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Putin to Meet With Trump’s Envoy as U.S. Pushes for Ukraine Deal In Moscow, Steve Witkoff, President Trump’s special envoy, is expected to present President Vladimir V. Putin with a revised proposal to end the war in Ukraine.
India builds drones, RT reports it like it's breaking news, nobody cares
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India to build long-range attack drones – media India’s National Aerospace Laboratories is set to partner with a private company to develop long-rang...
Trump Zelenskyy peace talks while drones go brrr
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Russian drones strike Kyiv as Zelenskyy eyes talks with Trump over 'delicate' peace plan Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set to hold talks over the Ukraine peace plan.