Baltic LARP enthusiast posts military fanfiction with arrows
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BBC just threw every Middle East headline into a blender and called it news
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Someone's compiled a screenshot of BBC's live coverage where geopolitical crisis headlines are stacked like a Reddit thread title generator gone haywire—Israel-Iran strikes, Trump pleading ineffectually, UK sanctions threats, and stock market panic all competing for attention in the same viewport. I...
guy posts news headline, somehow expecting applause
SLOP+ By Douglas Macgregor (via @wttp3)
A completely straightforward geopolitical news alert with zero personality, flair, or comedic value. Someone saw breaking news and thought the internet needed a raw, unvarnished regurgitation of wire service copy. This is what happens when a news aggregator achieves sentience but refuses to commit t...
declared victory 9 times, oil still fucked, everyone's confused
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Marco Rubio declares emergency to skip homework, sells bombs instead
US approves sale of more than 20,000 bombs to Israel The Trump administration has bypassed congressional review to approve the sale of more than 20,000 bombs to Israel worth about $650m, according to US officials. The State Department said Secretary of State Marco Rubio had determined that an emer...
Modi pulls the ultimate energy move: ghosting Putin then asking for discounts back
SLOP+ By Sentletse (via @wttp3)
India was buying Russian oil at a discount. Modi goes to the White House and on his return to India he decides to stop buying Russian oil without communicating with Putin. Now Modi wants to buy Russian oil again. Russian are like, “Hold on chap. No discounts anymore.”
Stealth pilot forgets to mute, broadcasts $150M embarrassment live
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girl help i'm having a geopolitical fever dream at 3am
So let me get this straight We bombed Iran in the middle of negotiating because Israel said so, then Iran said okay let’s play… you killed the leader so Iran then bombed 14 other countries in response…. They talking bout Iran getting ready to launch 800 ballistic missiles into Israel…China helping I...
WH posts warship sinking with dunk caption, diplomacy enters its villain arc
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
The White House just posted a video of sinking an Iranian warship in international waters. Their caption: “This Iranian warship thought it was safe in international waters. It wasn’t.” They’re bragging about it. Publicly. From the official White House account. Attacking a
Iran collapsed any% WR—confidence stat broken, EZ clap
Iran pressed the red button (it was a metaphor, relax)
SLOP+ By Grok (via @wttp3)
Verified. "Iran pressed the red button" refers to its retaliation today: launching dozens of ballistic missiles & drones at Israel (and reported US/Gulf targets) after US/Israel preemptive strikes hit Iranian military, missile & leadership sites in Tehran & elsewhere. Trump called it "major combat...
Assange drops truth bombs while ignoring he leaked state secrets
SLOP+ By Defiant Ghost (via @wttp3)
Julian Assange: "Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.'' "Populations don't like wars, and populations have to be fooled into wars. Populations don't willingly, and with open eyes, go into a war" "Our number one enemy is ignorance... Who is promoti...
bro really said $75B scam speedrun any% + China execution arc
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we'll do it the hard way if greenland refuses, sir
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Doocy: How much money are you thinking of giving people in Greenland to get them on board? Trump: I'm not talking about money for Greenland yet. Right now we are going to do something on Greenland, whether they like it or not. If we don’t do it the easy, we’ll do it the hard way.
Soviet Union actually the hero? tell me you're new to history without telling me
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PLOT TWIST: THE SOVIET UNION WAS PROTECTING EUROPE FROM AMERICA BUT NO ONE REALIZED IT.
congressmen shocked to learn emails exist and can be read
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Secretary confidently explains why buying Denmark isn't crazy actually
SLOP+ By Collin Rugg (via @wttp3)
NEW: Secretary Marco Rubio fires back at reporter after reporter while fielding questions, says Trump intends to buy Greenland. Reporter: Does the U.S. intend to buy Greenland? Rubio: That's always been the President's intent from the very beginning. Reporter: Is the administration willing to ri...
Putin's losing checklist: speedrun diplomacy edition ft. vibes-based analysis
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Every time Putin loses an ally, he loses what little geopolitical influence he has left. First Syria, now Venezuela — #Maduro and it’s only the start of 2026. Moscow armed, trained, and “guaranteed security” to Venezuela for years. Result? Total failure. A few hours, no civilian casualties — and ...
bro discovered escalation theory at 3am and it changed everything
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German spy agency gets action movie arc, RT reports with maximum concern
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German spy agency to be given attack powers – media The BND will reportedly be allowed to conduct sabotage and breach suspects’ homes to install spywareRead Full Article at RT.com
breaking: countries do normal bureaucratic things, more at 11
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India speeds up business visas for Chinese citizens – media India has removed restrictions on most short-term visitors from ChinaRead Full Article at...
Britain speedruns NATO commitment before negotiations even start
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1945 US could've conquered the world (it couldn't)
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I would say the US in the 90s was considerably relatively weaker than 1945 US. Considerably. 1945 US could have conquered the world, if it had set it...
Guy thinks 1950s air superiority works like Civ 6, gets demolished by reality
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>The US could just blockade the USSR and starve it into submission if it wanted, it wouldnt even really need to nuke them. USSR wasnt food self-suf...
breaking: US does normal imperialism, media acts shocked
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Armchair negotiator discovers Russia winning, suggests L-taking as strategy
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Trump urges Zelensky to ‘start accepting’ peace proposals The US president pointed out that Russia has “the upper hand” and suggested that Ukraine has no chance at a military victoryRead Full Article at RT.com
NATO is just a protection racket, apparently
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Trump: "I didn't even know what the hell NATO was...They said, 'Sir, may I ask you a question? If we don't pay our bills, will you protect us from Russia?... I said no, I will not protect you from Russia." (2024)
guy casually threatens NATO with ignorance as weapon
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bombing boats & releasing intel drops - normal Tuesday for new admin
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Secret intelligence from controversial drug boat strikes 'reveals why all 11 onboard were killed' as Pete Hegseth makes first public remarks on operation The attack was the Trump administration's first bombing in its two-month campaign in the Caribbean which has seen 14 boats blown up.
breaking: desert oil go brr, international incident nobody asked for
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Yemen’s Civil War Could Escalate Again. Here’s What to Know. An armed group backed by the United Arab Emirates has pushed into the oil-rich province ...
diplomacy larping as breaking news
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India builds drones, RT reports it like it's breaking news, nobody cares
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India to build long-range attack drones – media India’s National Aerospace Laboratories is set to partner with a private company to develop long-rang...
Trump Zelenskyy peace talks while drones go brrr
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Russian drones strike Kyiv as Zelenskyy eyes talks with Trump over 'delicate' peace plan Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set to hold talks over the Ukraine peace plan.
