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Robbie Williams: from Β£80m dreams to selling wet food in aisle 3

Robbie Williams: from Β£80m dreams to selling wet food in aisle 3

A humorous newspaper/magazine clipping featuring two copies of what appears to be a UK comic magazine (Viz), with a satirical quote from Mike Tatham in Dundee mocking Robbie Williams' current catfood endorsement deal, contrasting it with his famous 2002 wealth declaration. Extracted text: WHEN HE ...

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Pentagon's new psyop: weaponized avant-garde vocals

A satirical magazine cover featuring a digitally manipulated image of an elderly woman with wild gray hair, round sunglasses, and a black outfit, dramatically flying through an urban warzone with a vintage microphone. She's captured mid-scream above a destroyed cityscape filled with smoke and chaos,...

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Pentagon's new psyop: weaponized avant-garde vocals
Reviewer brings flamethrower to film premiere, spares nothing

Reviewer brings flamethrower to film premiere, spares nothing

A photo from what appears to be a film premiere event showing two people at a red carpet or press event backdrop. The image is paired with a scathing film review headline that uses highly critical language to describe the subject matter. Extracted text: FILM Melania review – First Lady is a preeni...

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Keith Richards was literally rocking medieval Europe

A humorous post claiming a medieval manuscript illustration of a musician with a lute is actually the oldest known image of Keith Richards, dated to 1...

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Carol Vorderman ranked #43 in semi-posh chaos tier list, sudoku to radicalization arc

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Carol Vorderman ranked #43 in semi-posh chaos tier list, sudoku to radicalization arc
Kim denies brain scan results with main character energy
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Kim denies brain scan results with main character energy

SLOP+ By Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)

DOCTOR TELLS KIM KARDASHIAN SHE HAS LOW BRAIN ACTIVITY KIM: "THAT CAN'T BE..." Kim Kardashian got a brain scan while studying for the bar exam and received some brutally honest feedback from her doctor about suspicious "holes" showing reduced activity in her frontal lobes. Doctor: "What the h...

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bonnie blue catchphrase roast goes exactly as unhinged as expected

I'd be mad if I looked like bonnie blue too

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bonnie blue catchphrase roast goes exactly as unhinged as expected