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Jamaica speedrunning world peace with one weird trick
A humorous meme featuring an image of a large military missile mounted on a transport vehicle in front of industrial buildings. The absurdist caption claims Jamaica has created an intercontinental missile that will achieve world peace within 72 hours, playing on the contradiction between Jamaica's a...
World peace failed because of ripped jeans, apparently
A chaotic collage-style meme featuring an angry crowd pointing at a pair of ripped blue jeans wearing a crown, set against maps of Iran and Middle Eastern architecture. The image contains dozens of unhinged social media comments blaming denim, dentists, and fashion choices for geopolitical instabili...
Peace plan speedrun: 11 oils, sprinkle of needy validation, missile included
just vibing while data dies behind me lmao
A meme image showing a delivery cyclist on a futuristic-looking street with geometric hedges, modern architecture, and a distinctive sail-like building in the background. Dark smoke billows from an explosion in the distance. The text frames this as Iran retaliating against data centers, with the cyc...
Mossad's TikTok intern strikes again with deepfake dignity
A fake news graphic styled like a legitimate broadcast, featuring an elderly man with a white beard wearing traditional Iranian religious attire (black turban and robes). The image uses professional news formatting with red text and a bottom caption, presenting itself as breaking news about a fictio...
Pentagon's new psyop: weaponized avant-garde vocals
US military: why buy new when enemy tech is already broken?
A meme combining a headline about the US using Iranian drones with an image of a military aircraft in flight with visible engine damage or malfunction. The joke suggests ironic or absurd military strategy by implying the US is deliberately using inferior enemy technology against itself. Extracted ...
Unhinged threat to delete the internet over hypothetical missile posting
SLOP+ By Jeremiah Johnson (via @wttp3)
I swear to god if any of you start posting about the Ayatollah getting missilemogged while clericmaxxing I am gonna delete the internet
if the president can assassinate from home, so can i from bed
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Claude vs ChatGPT dictatorship elimination leaderboard
SLOP+ By dev (via @wttp3)
POV: Claude watching ChatGPT take hours to eliminate Ayatollah Khamenei. meanwhile Claude smoked Maduro in just 15 minutes
Elon discovers homophones, solves world peace with puns
SLOP+ By Farrukh (via @wttp3)
Elon Musk mocks Trump's Board of Peace for Gaza "Is that P-I-E-C-E" "A little piece of Greenland" "A little piece of Venezuela" "All we want is piece"
nobel peace prize speedrun: venezuela vs nazi germany, who did it worse?
SLOP+ By Maia (via @wttp3)
it's kind of insanely on the nose how maria corina machado is the second ever person to gift away their nobel peace prize and the first was some guy i...
UFC octagon goes constitutional, democracy now has a submission hold
UFC White House is an upcoming mixed martial arts event produced by the Ultimate Fighting Championship that will take place on June 14, 2026, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C., United States.
Twitter diplomacy meets Venezuelan counter-troll in the darkest timeline
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: After Donald Trump just tweeted out a trolling post that says he's the "Acting President of Venezuela," Venezuelan officials trolled him back by announcing they were indicting him for sex-trafficking and launching impeachment proceedings.
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Germans conquer Greenland with terry cloth, 2024 colorized
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meloni speedruns diplomatic crisis via mcdonald's raid ideation
SLOP+ By Mariska den Eelden (via @wttp3)
PM Meloni: Should we close American military bases? Or cut trade relations? Should we storm McDonalds? I don't know what we should do
Exiles discovered dictators also read fan mail, apparently
SLOP+ By Polymarket (via @wttp3)
JUST IN: Venezuelans who fled to America are sending Maduro prison mail, trolling their former dictator with memes.
betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
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JPM realizes Venezuela's silver stash exists, instantly plans intervention
SLOP+ By Shibo (via @wttp3)
JP Morgan waking up this morning and realizing Venezuela has 480 metric tons of Silver:
guys we made a joke about war crimes but said dont translate it so its fine
SLOP+ By @ZS-rw4qq
The kids who made bombardillo crocodillo knew they shouldn't be mocking the victims of bombing in Gaza so they said don't translate it β@MmmPpp-ym3wy-...
NATO trembles before tiny Pacific island nation
NATO is not ready for a war with Tonga