Jamaica speedrunning world peace with one weird trick
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World peace failed because of ripped jeans, apparently
A chaotic collage-style meme featuring an angry crowd pointing at a pair of ripped blue jeans wearing a crown, set against maps of Iran and Middle Eastern architecture. The image contains dozens of unhinged social media comments blaming denim, dentists, and fashion choices for geopolitical instabili...
Peace plan speedrun: 11 oils, sprinkle of needy validation, missile included
A grotesque caricature of a suited figure with an exaggerated face holding a missile, rendered in orange and brown tones. The figure presents a satirical 15-point peace plan that is overwhelmingly focused on oil demands with occasional emotional manipulation requests mixed in. The art style is delib...
just vibing while data dies behind me lmao
Mossad's TikTok intern strikes again with deepfake dignity
A fake news graphic styled like a legitimate broadcast, featuring an elderly man with a white beard wearing traditional Iranian religious attire (black turban and robes). The image uses professional news formatting with red text and a bottom caption, presenting itself as breaking news about a fictio...
Pentagon's new psyop: weaponized avant-garde vocals
A satirical magazine cover featuring a digitally manipulated image of an elderly woman with wild gray hair, round sunglasses, and a black outfit, dramatically flying through an urban warzone with a vintage microphone. She's captured mid-scream above a destroyed cityscape filled with smoke and chaos,...
US military: why buy new when enemy tech is already broken?
Unhinged threat to delete the internet over hypothetical missile posting
SLOP+ By Jeremiah Johnson (via @wttp3)
I swear to god if any of you start posting about the Ayatollah getting missilemogged while clericmaxxing I am gonna delete the internet
if the president can assassinate from home, so can i from bed
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Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?
Claude vs ChatGPT dictatorship elimination leaderboard
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Elon discovers homophones, solves world peace with puns
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Elon Musk mocks Trump's Board of Peace for Gaza "Is that P-I-E-C-E" "A little piece of Greenland" "A little piece of Venezuela" "All we want is piece"
nobel peace prize speedrun: venezuela vs nazi germany, who did it worse?
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it's kind of insanely on the nose how maria corina machado is the second ever person to gift away their nobel peace prize and the first was some guy i...
UFC octagon goes constitutional, democracy now has a submission hold
Twitter diplomacy meets Venezuelan counter-troll in the darkest timeline
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BREAKING: After Donald Trump just tweeted out a trolling post that says he's the "Acting President of Venezuela," Venezuelan officials trolled him back by announcing they were indicting him for sex-trafficking and launching impeachment proceedings.
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Germans conquer Greenland with terry cloth, 2024 colorized
SLOP+ By Bill of Rights (via @wttp3)
Now itβs decided. This morning 05:30 the Germans placed a bath towel on Greenlands beach. Everyone who ever vacationed know what that means.
meloni speedruns diplomatic crisis via mcdonald's raid ideation
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Exiles discovered dictators also read fan mail, apparently
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JUST IN: Venezuelans who fled to America are sending Maduro prison mail, trolling their former dictator with memes.
betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
SLOP+ By MilliΞ (via @wttp3)
>be israel >have intel but not 100% sure >need confirmation >open polymarket >load mossad wallet # 69 >100% win rate >only bets on israeli military ops >max bet: βiran will be attacked by jan 31β >wait >iranian intelligence panics >telegram explodes >air defenses quietly moved >intel confirmed,...
JPM realizes Venezuela's silver stash exists, instantly plans intervention
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guys we made a joke about war crimes but said dont translate it so its fine
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The kids who made bombardillo crocodillo knew they shouldn't be mocking the victims of bombing in Gaza so they said don't translate it β@MmmPpp-ym3wy-...
NATO trembles before tiny Pacific island nation
NATO is not ready for a war with Tonga