UFC octagon goes constitutional, democracy now has a submission hold
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Twitter diplomacy meets Venezuelan counter-troll in the darkest timeline
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BREAKING: After Donald Trump just tweeted out a trolling post that says he's the "Acting President of Venezuela," Venezuelan officials trolled him back by announcing they were indicting him for sex-trafficking and launching impeachment proceedings.
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Germans conquer Greenland with terry cloth, 2024 colorized
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Now itβs decided. This morning 05:30 the Germans placed a bath towel on Greenlands beach. Everyone who ever vacationed know what that means.
meloni speedruns diplomatic crisis via mcdonald's raid ideation
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Exiles discovered dictators also read fan mail, apparently
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JUST IN: Venezuelans who fled to America are sending Maduro prison mail, trolling their former dictator with memes.
betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
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>be israel >have intel but not 100% sure >need confirmation >open polymarket >load mossad wallet # 69 >100% win rate >only bets on israeli military ops >max bet: βiran will be attacked by jan 31β >wait >iranian intelligence panics >telegram explodes >air defenses quietly moved >intel confirmed,...
JPM realizes Venezuela's silver stash exists, instantly plans intervention
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guys we made a joke about war crimes but said dont translate it so its fine
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The kids who made bombardillo crocodillo knew they shouldn't be mocking the victims of bombing in Gaza so they said don't translate it β@MmmPpp-ym3wy-...
NATO trembles before tiny Pacific island nation
NATO is not ready for a war with Tonga