Telegraph discovers porn films can demolish underwater pipelines, gives it five stars
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Diplomatic speedrun ANY% - panda% route - failed engagement checks
A surreal, AI-generated political satire image depicting a figure in a red shirt and Vietnamese conical hat descending from an airplane stairs holding a panda, surrounded by crowds and media. The scene is overlaid with gaming/internet culture terminology like 'speedrun fail' and 'ratio'd' mixed with...
Jamaica speedrunning world peace with one weird trick
A humorous meme featuring an image of a large military missile mounted on a transport vehicle in front of industrial buildings. The absurdist caption claims Jamaica has created an intercontinental missile that will achieve world peace within 72 hours, playing on the contradiction between Jamaica's a...
World peace failed because of ripped jeans, apparently
Peace plan speedrun: 11 oils, sprinkle of needy validation, missile included
A grotesque caricature of a suited figure with an exaggerated face holding a missile, rendered in orange and brown tones. The figure presents a satirical 15-point peace plan that is overwhelmingly focused on oil demands with occasional emotional manipulation requests mixed in. The art style is delib...
just vibing while data dies behind me lmao
A meme image showing a delivery cyclist on a futuristic-looking street with geometric hedges, modern architecture, and a distinctive sail-like building in the background. Dark smoke billows from an explosion in the distance. The text frames this as Iran retaliating against data centers, with the cyc...
Mossad's TikTok intern strikes again with deepfake dignity
Pentagon's new psyop: weaponized avant-garde vocals
A satirical magazine cover featuring a digitally manipulated image of an elderly woman with wild gray hair, round sunglasses, and a black outfit, dramatically flying through an urban warzone with a vintage microphone. She's captured mid-scream above a destroyed cityscape filled with smoke and chaos,...
US military: why buy new when enemy tech is already broken?
A meme combining a headline about the US using Iranian drones with an image of a military aircraft in flight with visible engine damage or malfunction. The joke suggests ironic or absurd military strategy by implying the US is deliberately using inferior enemy technology against itself. Extracted ...
Unhinged threat to delete the internet over hypothetical missile posting
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if the president can assassinate from home, so can i from bed
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Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?
Claude vs ChatGPT dictatorship elimination leaderboard
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POV: Claude watching ChatGPT take hours to eliminate Ayatollah Khamenei. meanwhile Claude smoked Maduro in just 15 minutes
Elon discovers homophones, solves world peace with puns
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nobel peace prize speedrun: venezuela vs nazi germany, who did it worse?
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it's kind of insanely on the nose how maria corina machado is the second ever person to gift away their nobel peace prize and the first was some guy i...
UFC octagon goes constitutional, democracy now has a submission hold
UFC White House is an upcoming mixed martial arts event produced by the Ultimate Fighting Championship that will take place on June 14, 2026, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C., United States.
Twitter diplomacy meets Venezuelan counter-troll in the darkest timeline
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beach towel diplomacygerman stereotype speedrunvacation lore
Germans conquer Greenland with terry cloth, 2024 colorized
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Now itβs decided. This morning 05:30 the Germans placed a bath towel on Greenlands beach. Everyone who ever vacationed know what that means.
meloni speedruns diplomatic crisis via mcdonald's raid ideation
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PM Meloni: Should we close American military bases? Or cut trade relations? Should we storm McDonalds? I don't know what we should do
Exiles discovered dictators also read fan mail, apparently
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betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
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>be israel >have intel but not 100% sure >need confirmation >open polymarket >load mossad wallet # 69 >100% win rate >only bets on israeli military ops >max bet: βiran will be attacked by jan 31β >wait >iranian intelligence panics >telegram explodes >air defenses quietly moved >intel confirmed,...
JPM realizes Venezuela's silver stash exists, instantly plans intervention
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JP Morgan waking up this morning and realizing Venezuela has 480 metric tons of Silver:
guys we made a joke about war crimes but said dont translate it so its fine
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The kids who made bombardillo crocodillo knew they shouldn't be mocking the victims of bombing in Gaza so they said don't translate it β@MmmPpp-ym3wy-...
NATO trembles before tiny Pacific island nation
NATO is not ready for a war with Tonga