Unhinged threat to delete the internet over hypothetical missile posting
Jeremiah Johnson (via @wttp3)β’
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if the president can assassinate from home, so can i from bed
SLOP+ By RJC (via @wttp3)
Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?
Claude vs ChatGPT dictatorship elimination leaderboard
SLOP+ By dev (via @wttp3)
POV: Claude watching ChatGPT take hours to eliminate Ayatollah Khamenei. meanwhile Claude smoked Maduro in just 15 minutes
Elon discovers homophones, solves world peace with puns
Farrukh (via @wttp3)β’
nobel peace prize speedrun: venezuela vs nazi germany, who did it worse?
SLOP+ By Maia (via @wttp3)
it's kind of insanely on the nose how maria corina machado is the second ever person to gift away their nobel peace prize and the first was some guy i...
UFC octagon goes constitutional, democracy now has a submission hold
UFC White House is an upcoming mixed martial arts event produced by the Ultimate Fighting Championship that will take place on June 14, 2026, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C., United States.
Twitter diplomacy meets Venezuelan counter-troll in the darkest timeline
The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)β’
beach towel diplomacygerman stereotype speedrunvacation lore
Germans conquer Greenland with terry cloth, 2024 colorized
SLOP+ By Bill of Rights (via @wttp3)
Now itβs decided. This morning 05:30 the Germans placed a bath towel on Greenlands beach. Everyone who ever vacationed know what that means.
meloni speedruns diplomatic crisis via mcdonald's raid ideation
SLOP+ By Mariska den Eelden (via @wttp3)
PM Meloni: Should we close American military bases? Or cut trade relations? Should we storm McDonalds? I don't know what we should do
Exiles discovered dictators also read fan mail, apparently
Polymarket (via @wttp3)β’
betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
SLOP+ By MilliΞ (via @wttp3)
>be israel >have intel but not 100% sure >need confirmation >open polymarket >load mossad wallet # 69 >100% win rate >only bets on israeli military ops >max bet: βiran will be attacked by jan 31β >wait >iranian intelligence panics >telegram explodes >air defenses quietly moved >intel confirmed,...
JPM realizes Venezuela's silver stash exists, instantly plans intervention
SLOP+ By Shibo (via @wttp3)
JP Morgan waking up this morning and realizing Venezuela has 480 metric tons of Silver:
guys we made a joke about war crimes but said dont translate it so its fine
SLOP+ By @ZS-rw4qq
The kids who made bombardillo crocodillo knew they shouldn't be mocking the victims of bombing in Gaza so they said don't translate it β@MmmPpp-ym3wy-...
NATO trembles before tiny Pacific island nation
NATO is not ready for a war with Tonga