Lottery brain rot: when touching grass becomes geometrically impossible
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Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary
A wholesome-looking post with a light green background presenting a false linguistic claim about Spanish. It suggests that a crude colloquial Spanish phrase literally translates to a poetic romantic expression, creating comedic dissonance between the vulgar phrase and the romanticized translation. ...
Horse girl energy meets rock bottom, somehow stayed on the wall
A crude street mural featuring a brown horse with an orange figure in an explicitly suggestive pose beneath it. Large green block letters frame the composition with offensive text, painted on a deteriorating concrete wall. The style suggests amateur street art with intentionally provocative subject ...
peaches ask the real questions science was too afraid to answer
An absurdist meme featuring three peaches arranged in a row with their characteristic cleft, positioned above illustrated sperm cells. The image poses a deliberately crude and nonsensical question suggesting a false evolutionary purpose for human anatomy, framed as if it were a legitimate scientific...
implying new wife is an inflatable with combustion issues
Well, at least if he's on a boat and it sinks his new wife comes with 2 built-in flotation devices, but keep her away from a heater or an open flame because she'll melt 🤣
