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Mom at the match, caption goes full degen mode

Mom at the match, caption goes full degen mode

A screenshot of a Facebook post from a betting tips group showing two people (a young man and an older woman) at what appears to be Arsenal Football Club's stadium. The post caption uses crude innuendo about taking someone "up the Arse" (referencing Arsenal FC) as a betting tip result, creating an a...

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Castle of bad takes: where objectification meets fairy tales

A meme format using a fairy tale castle/crossroads imagery. A child character stands at a path divergence with directional signs pointing to two castles. The left path is labeled with crude references to small breasts and dump trucks, while the right path references larger body types. The format mim...

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Castle of bad takes: where objectification meets fairy tales
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Spanish pulp comics understood the assignment of offensiveness

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Spanish pulp comics understood the assignment of offensiveness
Imperial strategy goes down the drain (literally)

Imperial strategy goes down the drain (literally)

A political meme showing a man in a suit surrounded by officials and staff, positioned on a toilet in an awkward pose. The image is paired with a sarcastic commentary about Middle East geopolitical strategy, with the visual joke implying the subject is literally 'down the drain' while making a crude...

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When the spa aesthetic meets bathroom humor

A music video screenshot showing a woman in white spa/resort attire at the center of a bright, minimalist setting surrounded by backup dancers in similar white outfits. The image is paired with a caption making a crude joke about a past incident involving a famous performer. Extracted text: FERGIE...

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When the spa aesthetic meets bathroom humor
Duolingo has entered the chat with questionable curriculum
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Duolingo has entered the chat with questionable curriculum

A meme featuring a woman with a knowing, confident expression. The image uses the 'Smug/Satisfied' meme format, with text claiming multilingual proficiency in a provocative phrase. The aesthetic is polished and professional, contrasting sharply with the crude content of the joke. Extracted text: I...

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Tracey Emin's blunt confessions meet tabloid sensationalism in peak chaos

A woman in a white t-shirt sits on a bed against pillows, looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. The image is paired with a Guardian headline featuring a provocative quote attributed to Tracey Emin about her regrets, mixing crude innuendo with art world commentary. Extracted tex...

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Tracey Emin's blunt confessions meet tabloid sensationalism in peak chaos
Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary

Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary

A wholesome-looking post with a light green background presenting a false linguistic claim about Spanish. It suggests that a crude colloquial Spanish phrase literally translates to a poetic romantic expression, creating comedic dissonance between the vulgar phrase and the romanticized translation. ...

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Horse girl energy meets rock bottom, somehow stayed on the wall

A crude street mural featuring a brown horse with an orange figure in an explicitly suggestive pose beneath it. Large green block letters frame the composition with offensive text, painted on a deteriorating concrete wall. The style suggests amateur street art with intentionally provocative subject ...

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Horse girl energy meets rock bottom, somehow stayed on the wall
peaches ask the real questions science was too afraid to answer

peaches ask the real questions science was too afraid to answer

An absurdist meme featuring three peaches arranged in a row with their characteristic cleft, positioned above illustrated sperm cells. The image poses a deliberately crude and nonsensical question suggesting a false evolutionary purpose for human anatomy, framed as if it were a legitimate scientific...

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implying new wife is an inflatable with combustion issues

Well, at least if he's on a boat and it sinks his new wife comes with 2 built-in flotation devices, but keep her away from a heater or an open flame because she'll melt 🤣

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implying new wife is an inflatable with combustion issues